co-ops new carrier bags - sinister.
co-ops new carrier bags - sinister.
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wildoliver

Original Poster:

9,322 posts

247 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.

Bread - Check.

Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.

Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.

WTF!

The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.

Sinister I tell you. Sinister.

beanbag

7,346 posts

272 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.

Bread - Check.

Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.

Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.

WTF!

The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.

Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
Were those fish fingers past their sell-by date? scratchchin

Simpo Two

93,063 posts

296 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Go to Morrisons - nice big strong carrier bags, free of charge and no leftie politics.

I don't buy any more than two items in my Co-op now. As I explain to the confused bird on the checkout, 'I'm sorry but I only have two hands and you don't do carrier bags any more'.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

252 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.

Bread - Check.

Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.

Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.

WTF!

The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.

Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
God, you insensitive fool, do you not realise that fish die a slow and painfull death, usually by suffocation when caught? You're fueling the need to catch more fish with you're fish finger buying!

Pugsey

5,821 posts

245 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.

Bread - Check.

Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.

Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.

WTF!

The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.

Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
They ARE 'compost heap friendly' you know. So no more guilt trips for you! smile

Andy Zarse

10,870 posts

278 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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wildoliver said:
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Feels like a used condom eh? Cor crikey, I'm cracking my knuckles and warming my hands in anticipation.

wildoliver

Original Poster:

9,322 posts

247 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Mc Lovin said:
wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.

Bread - Check.

Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.

Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.

WTF!

The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.

Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
God, you insensitive fool, do you not realise that fish die a slow and painfull death, usually by suffocation when caught? You're fueling the need to catch more fish with you're fish finger buying!
Yes but I heard they throw the fish back once they have cut their fingers off?

elster

17,517 posts

241 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Pugsey said:
wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.

Bread - Check.

Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.

Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.

WTF!

The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.

Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
They ARE 'compost heap friendly' you know. So no more guilt trips for you! smile
Paper is even more friendly to well everything. If people used logic, would go back to paper rather than the pathetic excuses for bags ever.

tomTVR

6,909 posts

272 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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wildoliver said:
The carrier bags were rubbery
Great to see youre pleased!

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

221 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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So it is a condom that smells of fish...

Garlick

40,601 posts

271 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I know how you feel.

Shopping piling up as they scan it through as you ask for a bag, and get ignored.

Eventually with a tut you get three bags handed to you for £100 worth of shopping....I should have walked off and left it there really.

wildoliver

Original Poster:

9,322 posts

247 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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PhantomHumper said:
So it is a condom that smells of fish...
Please note the fish fingers and the carrier bag are seperate items!

JonRB

80,189 posts

303 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I asked for bags at a checkout once and the girl said "so you don't recycle them then?"

To which I replied "yes, I do recycle them actually. I have a dog and I use them to bag up his poop. Is that ok with you?"

rolleyes

toppstuff

13,698 posts

278 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I suspect that the carrier bags in question are NOT made of plastic, but from corn starch .

They disintegrate in landfills and do not kill Ickle animals.

Which is nice.

toppstuff

13,698 posts

278 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I suspect that the carrier bags in question are NOT made of plastic, but from corn starch .

They disintegrate in landfills and do not kill Ickle animals.

Which is nice.

PeteG

4,278 posts

242 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I hate that, when you put a belt-ful through of little items, and the muppets at T***o ask if yo uwant a bag. No thanks, I'm going to juggle them...

Lord Snot

6,636 posts

245 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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JonRB said:
I asked for bags at a checkout once and the girl said "so you don't recycle them then?"

To which I replied "yes, I do recycle them actually. I have a dog and I use them to bag up his poop. Is that ok with you?"

rolleyes
hehe

Awesome reply!

Edited by Lord Snot on Thursday 20th November 19:00

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

219 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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elster said:
Paper is even more friendly to well everything. If people used logic, would go back to paper rather than the pathetic excuses for bags ever.
Oh is that right ?

I think someone needs to do a tad more research.....according to the stuff I've seen.

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

219 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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A couple of factories I go to blow that corn starch stuff.......boy does it stink !

elster

17,517 posts

241 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Nigel Worc's said:
elster said:
Paper is even more friendly to well everything. If people used logic, would go back to paper rather than the pathetic excuses for bags ever.
Oh is that right ?

I think someone needs to do a tad more research.....according to the stuff I've seen.
why? The current ones rip when you put more than a bag of crisps in them. The paper ones seem to be great.

This is from personal experience, I'm not planning on doing a research project on the pro's vs con's of micron thick plastic bags vs paper bags.