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My son has just been regaling me with his latest 'claim to fame'.
He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
V8mate said:
My son has just been regaling me with his latest 'claim to fame'.
He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
No pepper spray or tazer ??He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
barney123 said:
V8mate said:
My son has just been regaling me with his latest 'claim to fame'.
He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
No pepper spray or tazer ??He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
V8mate said:
My son has just been regaling me with his latest 'claim to fame'.
He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
He was pulled over by one of Essex Police's TV cop 'Interceptors'; Tissy, the one with the shades who seems to think he's a CHiPs throwback.
Blue lights on, to bring him to a halt. Given a friendly word for exceeding the speed limit in a built-up area.
Always glad to see my taxes used wisely; my son was on his way to school on his push bike
I remember in the last series when one of the Interceptors nicked a chap for something or other. The chap asked the cop what the cameras were for. The cop replied that they were filming for 'the interceptors'. The chap then asked "what are you intercepting" the cop replied " er, we're intercepting you, init.
Fab, did it go something like
Badass Cop: Cease and desist perp
Your Son: Eh?
Badass Cop: You're in a hurry sonny, got something going down?
Your Son: I'm on me way to school
Badass Cop: Well, lets make it education not rehabilitation shall we?
Your Son: Er, yeah ok
Badass Cop: On your way little man but little less pedal and next time you won't feel the long arm of THE INTERCEPTORS <winks to camera>
Badass Cop: Cease and desist perp
Your Son: Eh?
Badass Cop: You're in a hurry sonny, got something going down?
Your Son: I'm on me way to school
Badass Cop: Well, lets make it education not rehabilitation shall we?
Your Son: Er, yeah ok
Badass Cop: On your way little man but little less pedal and next time you won't feel the long arm of THE INTERCEPTORS <winks to camera>
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