Phrases you just couldn't make up!

[stackmonkey]

I'm currently reading a book on a particular mental illness. The quote below (taken out of context, I know) is from an ex-patient in an unnamed hospital.

"I think the smoking ban in psychiatric units is going to drive everyone nuts."

[G'kar]

I don't understand.

Someone obviously did make it up, as you read it and were able to quote it here.

[tuffer]

Spike Milligan:

"So we all ran, in the general direction of AWAY!"

Edited by tuffer on Wednesday 26th November 13:27

[gamefreaks]

"The gravity of your stupidity is causing my head to collapse."

[AndrewTait]

There's someone in my head, but it's not me.