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[Fatbloke]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 09 June 2011 at 16:01

[drivin_me_nuts]

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

got me thinking

if a lady who likes ladies is Gay
and a lady who likes men is straight

what would you call a lady who only like Vibrators :-)


not talking about my better half of course, me being man enough etc etc

discerning...

[john_p]

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

Are you actually joking?!

[JJCW]

i think:
"fk off you nosey s"

would probably work

[Fatbloke]

john_p said:

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

Are you actually joking?!

nope, serious

[Chris_w666]

john_p said:

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

Are you actually joking?!

Must be for the xmas party so they know what kind of 'protection' to offer.

[captainzep]

john_p said:

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

Are you actually joking?!

Its on our recruitment forms.

An attempt to ensure we're not discriminating. But just makes people jumpy I think.

[carter711]

A wker?

[HRG]

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

got me thinking

if a lady who likes ladies is Gay
and a lady who likes men is straight

what would you call a lady who only like Vibrators :-)


not talking about my better half of course, me being man enough etc etc

An onanist

[john_p]

Fatbloke said:

john_p said:

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

Are you actually joking?!

nope, serious

and again



There must be a way to turn that into a claim for constructive dismissal

[JJCW]

Deviant!

[barney123]

Just answer : daily if I'm not too tierd.

[Scho]

if a lady who likes ladies is bent
and a lady who likes men is straight
and a lady who likes men is sort of squiggly

[whitechief]

WTF?

Surely it should be sent back with NONE OF YOUR fkING BUSINESS on it.

[Penny-lope]

Scho said:

if a lady who likes ladies is bent
and a lady who likes men is straight
and a lady who likes men is sort of squiggly

Think you got a bit mixed up there



And she would probably be called....

Satisfied

[G'kar]

Fatbloke said:

Better Halves HR Dept have just sent around a form asking them to disclose there sexual preference

got me thinking

if a lady who likes ladies is Gay
and a lady who likes men is straight

what would you call a lady who only like Vibrators :-)


not talking about my better half of course, me being man enough etc etc

Rabid.

[SS2.]

self-indulgent..

[kit80]

I would call her any of the following


Sensible
A Sexual
Lonely or
Extremely Fussy

[DIW35]

Sexual preference.............

A full 12" with a dollop of cream on the end. See what they say to that.

[funkyol]

Hard and fast