Carol Vorderman

[thehawk]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4XBKg9GpzEY&feat...

One viewer said said:

I'd zap Carol's curdling gurgler and then shine the slide-trombone up on old Susie Dent's crupper. I'd then wrestle the pair of 'em for a Countdown teapot. Ecstasy!

Must be a few PH'ers making those comments.

[ChrisRS]

I actually, love Carol Vorderman, it's so wrong but it feels so right!

[Ciaran]

She is a good looking woman!

[Limey 666]

I would give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

[kit80]

Limey 666 said:

I would give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

Don't exaggerate!!

20 seconds!

[Big Rod]

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[Limey 666]

kit80 said:

Limey 666 said:

I would give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

Don't exaggerate!!

20 seconds!

ok 20 then im in no hurry.

[kit80]

Limey 666 said:

kit80 said:

Limey 666 said:

I would give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

Don't exaggerate!!

20 seconds!

ok 20 then im in no hurry.

Twice as long as most men

[s3fella]

I came walking out the office one lunchtime just of Marylebone high Street and litterally bumped straight into her at the bottom of the steps. Said sorry instinctively, then er, hello, and then began to jibber a bit liek a schoolboy!

Stalked, I mean followed her to the high street. She was wearing brown leather trousers, so clearly it was a case of "ladies first!" About three years ago now, but she looked such a fox in the "flesh"! Seriously good looking lady.

Some of those comments are excellent!

"I'm 96 and would thumb my softie into her hairy moon" made me totally crack up!!

Edited by s3fella on Saturday 29th November 00:49

[oobster]

s3fella said:

I came walking out the office one lunchtime

I bet you did.

[s3fella]

oobster said:

s3fella said:

I came walking out the office one lunchtime

I bet you did.

huh? Oh, CAME!! Very good! !!

You could have EFA'd the "walking" too!! LOL

Edited by s3fella on Saturday 29th November 00:52

[mulletmark]

So I guess it only me that thinks she's a bit mutton then?

[SkinnyBoy]

I'll have two from the top and one from the bottom you cheeky monkey!

[trampagne]

thehawk said:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4XBKg9GpzEY&feat...

One viewer said said:

I'd zap Carol's curdling gurgler and then shine the slide-trombone up on old Susie Dent's crupper. I'd then wrestle the pair of 'em for a Countdown teapot. Ecstasy!

Must be a few PH'ers making those comments.

Yup, sad old perverts are restricted to PH.

[Niiick]

kit80 said:

Limey 666 said:

I would give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

Don't exaggerate!!

20 seconds!

30 seconds, 20 seconds?

I'd give her the best da da, da da, da da da da. dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! of her life.

[JonRB]

Niiick said:

I'd give her the best da da, da da, da da da da. dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! of her life.

[minimatt1967]

kit80 said:

Limey 666 said:

I would give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

Don't exaggerate!! 20 seconds!

You stud!
She looked stunning on Top Gear, I'd give her a number between zero and two!

[Nolar Dog]

mulletmark said:

So I guess it only me that thinks she's a bit mutton then?

Nope. I think she's a horrorbag.

[Slagathore]

She's alright!

Seems to have gotten better with age, which clearly just doesn't make sense.

Plastic surgery and botox, perhaps?

[D14 AYS]

just seen her on channel 4 racing chatting to someone what an old boot ,her teeth are so false ! They were whistling