Freudian Slip!

[Heskey]

Just listening to Newsbeat on Radio 1, the woman reading is going on about the story that doctors think plastic surgery patients abroad shouldn't be treated by the NHS when it goes tits-up (pardon the pun) at home.

They had a sound clip from someone who'd had botched breast implants, she introduced it as "Blahblah went to Blehbleh for a Bloob Job"

Hmm, think she almost tried to say Blowjob?!

[evenflow]

Isn't a Freudian slip when you say one thing but mean your mother?

[snotrag]

I just heard that! She definitely said 'Bloob-job'.

[Heskey]

evenflow said:

Isn't a Freudian slip when you say one thing but mean your mother?

Would be rather ironic, wouldn't it?

[Chrispy Porker]

I was on holiday sunbathing in Ibiza.
I was reading a British paper and having finished it put it on the floor under my sunbed.
A lady who had been sunbathing topless nearby wobbled over and asked if she could read it.
I said ' By all means. It's good to keep abreast of things back home'

[Jon C]

I got into engineering because of one of those. I saw a headline which read 'Jobs Blow for Engineers'. Took it completely the wrong way...

[rasputin]

Chrispy Porker said:

I was on holiday sunbathing in Ibiza.
I was reading a British paper and having finished it put it on the floor under my sunbed.
A lady who had been sunbathing topless nearby wobbled over and asked if she could read it.
I said ' By all means. It's good to keep abreast of things back home'

And then did something happened that was a Freudian slip?

Edited by rasputin on Wednesday 3rd December 13:13

[Chrispy Porker]

rasputin said:

Chrispy Porker said:

I was on holiday sunbathing in Ibiza.
I was reading a British paper and having finished it put it on the floor under my sunbed.
A lady who had been sunbathing topless nearby wobbled over and asked if she could read it.
I said ' By all means. It's good to keep abreast of things back home'

And then did something happened that was a Freudian slip?

Edited by rasputin on Wednesday 3rd December 13:13

I thought that was one.
Sorry.
Must have been a boob on my part.

[Fantic SuperT]

evenflow said:

Isn't a Freudian slip when you say one thing but mean your mother?

That's a Freudian Slap.

[Windsorphil]

It's nothing to do with mothers, or sex in fact, - just when you mean one thing, but say another...

[Gylen]

Chrispy Porker said:

I was on holiday sunbathing in Ibiza.
I was reading a British paper and having finished it put it on the floor under my sunbed.
A lady who had been sunbathing topless nearby wobbled over and asked if she could read it.
I said ' By all means. It's good to keep abreast of things back home'

Did you then say 'yesh, but my Martinish, shtill dry...' and shag her?

[Gaspode]

Windsorphil said:

It's nothing to do with mothers, or sex in fact, - just when you mean one thing, but say another...

Unfamiliar with both Freudian psychology or the art of the pun, methinks?

[Brown and Boris]

Jon C said:

I got into engineering because of one of those. I saw a headline which read 'Jobs Blow for Engineers'. Took it completely the wrong way...

My Dad was always wanting to move house to a place called 'Jeoprady' where all the jobs were according to the news.

Edited by Brown and Boris on Wednesday 3rd December 17:52

[Lordbenny]

Talk Sport host George Galloway (tosser!) said last week (talking about payment for work done)that "there was no cash-in-hand jobs anymore" he actually said it as "cash in hand-jobs". Was one of the 'clips of the week' on the Hawkesbee & Jacobs show!

[oakdale]

Gaspode said:

Windsorphil said:

It's nothing to do with mothers, or sex in fact, - just when you mean one thing, but say another...

Unfamiliar with both Freudian psychology or the art of the pun, methinks?

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[Coq au Vin]

Someone on the evening news here referred to the "credit ct"

[DaveL485]

I was eating my dinner earlier and had a freudian slip. I meant to say 'Can you pass the salt please honey?'
Instead I said 'You ruined my life you evil bh'.

Whoops.

[cronk-flakes]

DaveL485 said:

I was eating my dinner earlier and had a freudian slip. I meant to say 'Can you pass the salt please honey?'
Instead I said 'You ruined my life you evil bh'.

Whoops.

Subtle....

Just a wee slip of the tongue then?

[Olf]

Trevor McDonald and the Kentryside.