Friday's Caption

[Mr Trophy]

Best of Luck!

[Negative Creep]

All pile on!!

[The Moose]

The bride distracted the crowd with a blade of grass whilst she pulled her dress out of her knickers...

[Cooky]

Whilst yer down there love?

[MaxAndRuby]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Just superb.

[F i F]

Are you going to tell her that her arse looks big in that dress

[TheCaseAce]

Mr Trophy said:

Milliseconds later, the wedding (and most of Swindon) was annihilated in a burst of pure energy as the bride and anti-bride collided.

[theconrodkid]

tastes like a dog turd

[randomman]

TheCaseAce said:

Mr Trophy said:

Milliseconds later, the wedding (and most of Swindon) was annihilated in a burst of pure energy as the bride and anti-bride collided.

That is genious!

Beats my:

"Mine, all mine - obey your new mother-in-law oh and I spat in your dinner last weekend!"

[RJB_666]

There is a time and place for hide and seek, this was neither.

[Fetchez la vache]

Auntie Mabel couldn't resist adding another specimine to her turd collection. This one would be added to the other 2 labelled "Just brushed by a new brides dress"

[kartmaster4213]

Mr Trophy said:

Smeagle had adopted a clever disguise to try and retrieve the one (wedding) ring

[M400 NBL]

"TK Maxx?"

[gib6933]

MaxAndRuby said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Just superb.

Fantastic!

[NDA]

The Mother in Law was sure the groom had just let off a silent one.

[Fer]

I told you I had it removed... just because I was born a bloke, no need to check.

[SimonV8ster]

Mr Trophy said:

"A well wisher found yet another semen stain on the brides dress....."

[mybrainhurts]

....Looks like rain...I'm sheltering under here...

[Lunja]

A wedding party were left in shock yesterday after a mother-in-law had to duck to avoid a gingham missile launched by a rogue haberdasher.

Edited by Lunja on Friday 2nd January 17:00

[mybrainhurts]

Wedding guest spoils photos as brain cells unexpectedly fall out of head...