Nosey Neighbours

[mikechandler]

Can anybody offer some advice, I am trying to turn my house into a swimming pool and the nosey fkers either side won't stop shouting through my letterbox. Should I phone 999 as they are harassing me?

[pgilc1]

mikechandler said:

Can anybody offer some advice, I am trying to turn my house into a swimming pool and the nosey fkers either side won't stop shouting through my letterbox. Should I phone 999 as they are harassing me?

Pretend to be dead and maybe they will leave you alone after a while?

[benoli]

you'd better ask cronk-flakes about that, he's phoning the BiB for you now !

[sniff diesel]

mikechandler said:

Can anybody offer some advice, I am trying to turn my house into a swimming pool and the nosey fkers either side won't stop shouting through my letterbox. Should I phone 999 as they are harassing me?

[_Deano]

[Firkin D]

IBTL

[Darkslider]

I knew someone would. Get a few unopened milk bottles on the front doorstep while you're at it

[sleep envy]

sit in your bedroom window having put boot polish on your face and pick them off with a high velocity rifle

nosey s

PS - make sure you pick the one trying to turn your water off at the meter first (he should be there about now)

Edited by sleep envy on Monday 5th January 21:29

[Big Al.]

Firkin D said:

IBTL

Only just.