Quantum Age Drinking Wand
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OzzyR1

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6,370 posts

262 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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All my life I've been drinking water below its quantum potential, I am such a mug.

I bought 2, one for me and one for the missus. I can't wait to drink wetter water and be 23.5% more hydrated with every glass.


"Water tastes better, smoother, and seems "wetter" with a slightly thicker consistency"


And check out that carrying case, I will be the envy of the neighbourhood when I whip that bad boy out at dinner parties!!

http://www.quantumbalancing.com/stirwand.htm


Genuine LOL.

Funk

27,720 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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What the hell is going on with the guy's thumbnail? Urgh.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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well i feel a little silly now

Bee_Jay

2,599 posts

278 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I feel like I've let my children down by not getting one of these before.

5harp3y

1,966 posts

229 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Complete Stirwand Deluxe Set Price is $549.95 plus FREE Immediate DHL Shipping! If purchased separately the price would be $696. You save $146!


Bargain!

Edited by 5harp3y on Thursday 8th January 15:24

james_tigerwoods

16,347 posts

227 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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This IS a laugh - non?

Neil_H

15,418 posts

281 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Surely it's a sex toy?

Surely?

JBL930

1,837 posts

246 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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These various manifestations of matter exist because their individual consciousness identify with different points within the matrix, those specifically which they consider to be real. If an individual consciousness of matter were to change its point of focus, its outward manifestation would change as well. Consciousness precedes form, and by this process, our reality is manifest via concentrations of consciousness contained within a matrix of potential. Contrary to appearances, our solid and stable world more closely resembles a holographic projection than one might think.


Irrano Indeed Bob....

dwilkie

2,222 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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It's a piece of plastic full of little bits of rock...

Stirwand water can be sprayed throughout the home for a fresh, energized feel though.

Funk

27,720 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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dwilkie said:
It's a piece of plastic full of little bits of rock...

Stirwand water can be sprayed throughout the home for a fresh, energized feel though.
Well thank fk for that. I was beginning to think it was all a load of horsest.. hehe

shalmaneser

6,453 posts

225 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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This must be a joke.

sadako

7,080 posts

268 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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FAILURE TO USE THIS PRODUCT WILL KILL YOU LIKE A CAT IN A BOX, OR WILL IT?

jeff m

4,066 posts

288 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Even if this were true would the water not return to its previous state once the wand is removed.

Wetter water can be acheived by a small amount of soap BTW.

ukwill

10,237 posts

237 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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shalmaneser said:
This must be a joke.
People buy water... wink

dwilkie

2,222 posts

216 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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It's not a hoax I don't think. What I DO think however is that it's an attempt to con gullible people out of money for bits of plastic and rock.

Which is why I have perfected my rip-off "StirStick" - made from bits of gravel and sand in a rolled up piece of paper. It's like a StirWand, only it's better because it's biodegradable.

jeff m

4,066 posts

288 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I beleive the guy has a kiosk at Lourdes

randomman

2,215 posts

219 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Battery powered superchargers? +40bhp chip for a fiver?

I though car folk would know about these sort of things. He will send you a product for a price - so technically its not theft.

I for one was thinking only the other day

"I wish this water was 23% wetter"

GreenDog

2,261 posts

222 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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Neil_H said:
Surely it's a sex toy?

Surely?
It'll make your OH wetter biggrin

mrmr96

13,736 posts

234 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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$549.95


Mental website said:
These various manifestations of matter exist because their individual consciousness identify with different points within the matrix, those specifically which they consider to be real. If an individual consciousness of matter were to change its point of focus, its outward manifestation would change as well. Consciousness precedes form, and by this process, our reality is manifest via concentrations of consciousness contained within a matrix of potential. Contrary to appearances, our solid and stable world more closely resembles a holographic projection than one might think.

In parallel co-existence with the aforementioned matrix, is another completely separate matrix, which is a simultaneous realty potential. This can be referred to as the "High Matrix" because matter is remarkably transformed when its consciousness migrates to a point within the High Matrix lattice. Through this method, the minerals of the Stirwands have elevated themselves and consequently exhibit their exceptional qualities. Various tests can be performed to verify this and a few of the more basic ones are mentioned below.
Well... you can't argue with Science like that! WTF?!?1

Galileo

3,147 posts

248 months

Thursday 8th January 2009
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I prefer dry water. Call me old fashioned.