Valentines day ideas
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Howitzer

Original Poster:

2,865 posts

246 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Anything considered, i'm suffering from a lack of imagination.

Dave!

Killer2005

20,606 posts

258 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Forget about it for at least another 2 weeks

Howitzer

Original Poster:

2,865 posts

246 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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If I forget it about it for 1 more day it will leave my mind forever haha.

Dave!

Fer

7,773 posts

310 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Killer2005 said:
Forget about it for at least another 4 weeks
EFA, that way your OH will make sure you never forget again!

308mate

13,758 posts

252 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Claim thats it an overcommercialised HallMark holiday and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.

Theyre more easily pleased than we give them credit for.

Simond001

4,519 posts

307 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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308mate said:
Claim thats it an overcommercialised HallMark holiday and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.

Theyre more easily pleased than we give them credit for.
Agreed,
and if her sister is fit and single invite her along (so she isnt on her own)

They can even share the bath smile

TimmyHolland

661 posts

225 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Take the wife to the pub and watch England vs Wales. Done.

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Simond001 said:
308mate said:
Claim thats it an overcommercialised HallMark holiday and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.

Theyre more easily pleased than we give them credit for.
Agreed,
and if her sister is fit and single invite her along (so she isnt on her own)

They can even share the bath smile
You've never tried that have you.


It hurts, a lot, and the dull thud takes weeks to go.

Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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308mate said:
Theyre more easily pleased than we give them credit for.
Time for your medication.

hehe

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

223 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of fizz added into the equation

Sheriff JWPepper

3,851 posts

234 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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308mate said:
They're more easily pleased than we give them credit for.
hehe

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of fizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

223 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Silent1 said:
Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of fizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?
to drink whilst in the bath cloud9

Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Penny-lope said:
Silent1 said:
Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of jizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?
to drink whilst in the bathcloud9
Shocker!!

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Soovy said:
Penny-lope said:
Silent1 said:
Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of jizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?
to drink whilst in the bathcloud9
Shocker!!
I don't think the wk bank would hand out bottles of the stuff for that use...

thehawk

9,335 posts

237 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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How about letting her do something nice? Who the fk do these women think they are, they need putting back in their places.

minimatt1967

17,383 posts

236 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Silent1 said:
Soovy said:
Penny-lope said:
Silent1 said:
Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of jizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?
to drink whilst in the bathcloud9
Shocker!!
I don't think the wk bank would hand out bottles of the stuff for that use...
Surely just adding some salt to elmlea would be adequate?

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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minimatt1967 said:
Silent1 said:
Soovy said:
Penny-lope said:
Silent1 said:
Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of jizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?
to drink whilst in the bathcloud9
Shocker!!
I don't think the wk bank would hand out bottles of the stuff for that use...
Surely just adding some salt to elmlea would be adequate?
If yours is like salty elmlea then you've probably got an issue.

minimatt1967

17,383 posts

236 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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Silent1 said:
minimatt1967 said:
Silent1 said:
Soovy said:
Penny-lope said:
Silent1 said:
Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of jizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?
to drink whilst in the bathcloud9
Shocker!!
I don't think the wk bank would hand out bottles of the stuff for that use...
Surely just adding some salt to elmlea would be adequate?
If yours is like salty elmlea then you've probably got an issue.
Appointment booked...

308mate

13,758 posts

252 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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minimatt1967 said:
Silent1 said:
minimatt1967 said:
Silent1 said:
Soovy said:
Penny-lope said:
Silent1 said:
Penny-lope said:
308mate said:
and suggest you stay in and let you cook her dinner. Then stay in, cook her dinner, run a hot bath and let the good times roll.
yes With maybe a bottle of jizz added into the equation
In the bath tub?
to drink whilst in the bathcloud9
Shocker!!
I don't think the wk bank would hand out bottles of the stuff for that use...
Surely just adding some salt to elmlea would be adequate?
If yours is like salty elmlea then you've probably got an issue.
Appointment booked...
I prescribe a glass of pure pineapple juice, daily.