How Do You Approach Women For A Date?

[RonnieP]

Do you use a well worn chat up line or perhaps a more sophisticated approach?

Spannerhands stay under your P&J, expect usual responses

[brum]

I find climbing into the back seat while they are paying for their fuel is very effective.

[Swilly]

Handkerchief and chloroform !!

[dan1981]

From behind.

Always from behind.

[Sheets Tabuer]

I put my arm in plaster, borrow a mates van and pretend I can't lift a sofa in when they walk past and ask for their help.

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Thursday 22 January 23:16

[Colonial]

I just drive in an old van with Free Candy spray painted on the side

[spikeyhead]

I find that most of the women I fancy are much more receptive once I've got them securely tied up

[philthy]

brum said:

I find climbing into the back seat while they are paying for their fuel is very effective.

[Snake the Sniper]

Colonial said:

I just drive in an old van with Free Candy spray painted on the side

He said women.

You need the free shoes van.

Edited by Snake the Sniper on Thursday 22 January 23:17

[Mobile Chicane]

"What are you doing on X date?"

If she says "Not Sure", or "Nothing", then ask her whether she would like to have dinner with you.

Easy. We're not alien species

[RonnieP]

dan1981 said:

From behind.

Always from behind.

Hmmn, perhaps I should have considered the wording of the original post a little better

[The Riddler]

[moleamol]

With your cock out.

[Colonial]

Actually. Why would you want to?

Snake with tits etc etc etc

Cheaper and less emotionally damaging just to get a hooker when you need one.

[fido]

I normally pay first .. well it's good etiquette.

[skip_1]

I find ignoring them helps.




















Wait, I mean doesn't help

[brum]

The Riddler said:

Be yourself?

If not, rape the bh!

Do you know the difference between subtle humour and a thoroughly distasteful statement?

[TheEnd]

I'd probably wait until she goes to the bar (assuming this is in a pub) and then try to get in beside her.
This works best in busy bars. Try to start up a conversation on something you have in comment, or complement her on something. The queue at the bar will give you time, and as everyone likes moaning you can winge about it, sharing a little common ground.
Always pass if the bar staff try to serve you first, it's the gentlemanly thing to do.
Before she leaves, try to say something that will grab her attention.
Then drop the pill into her drink, and wait.

[Slagathore]

You wouldn't just go up to a stranger on a night out and ask them out, would you?

Surely you get chatting to them first and then decide if they are worth the expense for a potential shag?

[Pesty]

I don't.

I just stalk them.