Wembley Toilets

[Samcat]

Rant mode on:

I did a quick search but couldn't find anything on this subject; I've been to Wembley today and my God, for Englands' premier sporting venue the toilet set-up is rubbish. The queue at half time was a joke, the stadium was half empty come the restart, with most the of the crowd in the toilet queue. Do they not have urinals? two of the toilets I went to had traps only!

Rant mode off.

[Alfa_75_Steve]

Samcat said:

Rant mode on:

I did a quick search but couldn't find anything on this subject; I've been to Wembley today and my God, for Englands' premier sporting venue the toilet set-up is rubbish. The queue at half time was a joke, the stadium was half empty come the restart, with most the of the crowd in the toilet queue. Do they not have urinals? two of the toilets I went to had traps only!

Rant mode off.

You were queuing for the women's toilets.

HTH.

[Samcat]

That is exactly what it was like, if the place hadn't been full of blokes who made the same mistake as me I would have been worried

[swamp]

I remember them as OK for an England game I saw. Maybe they've shut some and opened a bookmaker's or some other rubbish.

[Killer2005]

The hand dryers are cool though

[Bloobird]

I found them fine the couple of times I've been there. Also a handy place to have a crafty smoke for those of us otherwise accustomed to being able to go into the open air at half time.

[Ganglandboss]

It was better at the old Wembley where you just pissed on the staircases!

[john_p]

Killer2005 said:

The hand dryers are cool though

+1

[jimmyb]

Bloobird said:

I found them fine the couple of times I've been there. Also a handy place to have a crafty smoke for those of us otherwise accustomed to being able to go into the open air at half time.

Fvck hate people who do that. The smell is awful and at times can make me queasy. I reckon they should fit smoke detectors above each cubicle.

[tomTVR]

Just st on the stands

[Hedders]

Ganglandboss said:

It was better at the old Wembley where you just pissed on the staircases!

I thought you just pissed in the pocket of the person in front of you in the stands!

[horton]

jimmyb said:

Bloobird said:

I found them fine the couple of times I've been there. Also a handy place to have a crafty smoke for those of us otherwise accustomed to being able to go into the open air at half time.

Fvck hate people who do that. The smell is awful and at times can make me queasy. I reckon they should fit smoke detectors above each cubicle.

I hope you are joking.
They are toilets, they smell of poo a quick smoke is hardly going to make them smell worse.

[g_attrill]

Wembley is supposed to have the largest number of toilets for any venue in the world. Not sure if that is urinals, or a urinal+toilet combination.

[jimmyb]

horton said:

jimmyb said:

Bloobird said:

I found them fine the couple of times I've been there. Also a handy place to have a crafty smoke for those of us otherwise accustomed to being able to go into the open air at half time.

Fvck hate people who do that. The smell is awful and at times can make me queasy. I reckon they should fit smoke detectors above each cubicle.

I hope you are joking.
They are toilets, they smell of poo a quick smoke is hardly going to make them smell worse.

Sadly not. The smell of poo and piss is bad enough (seriously how hard is it to piss IN the toilet or urinal rather than around it?) but mixing that with stale ciggy smoke is just the worst.

[sleep envy]

how is it stale? he'll only just have smoked it!

[Dupont666]

could be worse it could be like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwmOEg07nhY

[TonyHetherington]

The few times I've been they've been fine?!

[pokethepope]

Been to a couple of England matches, never had a problem.

If it bothers you that much, leave before injury time at the end of the first half.

[Muncher]

Has seemed fine to me, there's more toilets there than any other stadium in the country!

[horton]

jimmyb said:

horton said:

jimmyb said:

Bloobird said:

I found them fine the couple of times I've been there. Also a handy place to have a crafty smoke for those of us otherwise accustomed to being able to go into the open air at half time.

Fvck hate people who do that. The smell is awful and at times can make me queasy. I reckon they should fit smoke detectors above each cubicle.

I hope you are joking.
They are toilets, they smell of poo a quick smoke is hardly going to make them smell worse.

Sadly not. The smell of poo and piss is bad enough (seriously how hard is it to piss IN the toilet or urinal rather than around it?) but mixing that with stale ciggy smoke is just the worst.

In that case jimmy, if you ever visit my house or that of any smoker, I suggest that you get a tray and sit in the toilet eating your dinner rather than in my nasty smokey living room.