VIZ! Top Tips

[THX138]

I like these, they always make me chuckle

How about...

"Save energy by placing Solar Powered Calculators under a sun-hat when not in use"




any more??

[elster]

Never realised people still read it.

[dibbers006]

I wouldn't normally do this but...

R




ETA. I can't find the Link so I will let you off as long as you are not rude to me in subsequent replies...

Oh... wait...

Edited by dibbers006 on Monday 2nd March 11:52

[shirt]

yesterday's sunday times then?

my favourite - don't waste money on an expensive gravel drive. get that feeling of luxury by superglueing rice crispies to your tyres.

[THX138]

Well fk me it was in yesterdays Sunday Times so I throw my hands up in shame for being amused..


Or not

fk off & die

[iRoll]

"Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view."

[dibbers006]

THX138 said:

Well fk me it was in yesterdays Sunday Times so I throw my hands up in shame for being amused..

Or not

fk off & die

Is that aimed at me?

Wow! Awesome response! I would love to see you in the queue at Petrol Stations or in Traffic

[Adenauer]

THX138 said:

Well fk me it was in yesterdays Sunday Times so I throw my hands up in shame for being amused..


Or not

fk off & die

[sleep envy]

THX138 said:

fk off & die

is that one of the Viz tips?

[Arese]

iRoll said:

"Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view."

One of my favourites

[bigTee]

THX138 said:

Well fk me it was in yesterdays Sunday Times so I throw my hands up in shame for being amused..


Or not

fk off & die

[Neil_H]

Save time on expensive anger management classes by simply releasing all your pent up frustrations on internet strangers.



Actually I just made that one up.

[Maxf]

Poor people - don't buy expensive carpets for your houses, just buy two small squares and attach them to your feet.

Edited by Maxf on Monday 2nd March 11:29

[JonRB]

"Don't bother using the search engine; just repost away and tell people to 'fk off and die' when they point it out"

[fathomfive]

DEAF PEOPLE. Wearing oven gloves outdoors is an ideal way to stop strangers from eavesdropping on your conversation

[sleep envy]

not a tip but was on the letters page...

There's one rule for celebs and another for us mortals. How come rap artist Dr. Dre can use the word N*gga on his multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I used it at my son's football match I was asked to leave the park?

[dmitsi]

Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.

[aw51 121565]

Don't buy expensive personalised number plates, just change your name to suit your car's number plates.

Mr. DVL 741Y,
Lincs.

[DrTre]

"Fun-sized Mars Bars make ideal normal sized Mars Bars for dwarves"
"Normal-sized Mars bars make ideal fun-sized Mars Bars for giants"
"King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal size Mars Bars for giants"
"Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal king-sized Mars Bars for dwarves".

[anonymous-user]

Skiers: Save money on expensive trips each year by simply sitting in your freezer for 3 hours and then running at full pelt into the nearest tree.