How Do You Lose $62 Billion?
How Do You Lose $62 Billion?
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Mat Hammond

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Rotary Madness

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209 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Coke and hookers

getmecoat

NoelWatson

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265 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Mat Hammond said:
By writing credit protection at ludicrously low rates

tribbles

4,138 posts

245 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Back of the sofa?

Eric Mc

124,754 posts

288 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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And paying Renaldo's wages.

Mat Hammond

Original Poster:

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Monday 2nd March 2009
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Do you think they are still paying bonuses?

Tony*T3

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270 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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And that was in just 'the final three months'.....??????

So over a year, how much???


Where is all this dosh going....?

off_again

13,917 posts

257 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Three ways:

1) Buying what you think are assets but subsequently turn out to be worthless
2) Agreeing to credit to someone / something that is now never going to pay up
3) Agreeing to cover insurance that everyone is going to claim on

Add to that, its not just a liability but an exposure to further debts and loans and it suddenly spirals out of control. Easily done, given the previous couple of years.

NoelWatson

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Monday 2nd March 2009
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off_again said:
Three ways:

1) Buying what you think are assets but subsequently turn out to be worthless
2) Agreeing to credit to someone / something that is now never going to pay up
3) Agreeing to cover insurance that everyone is going to claim on

Add to that, its not just a liability but an exposure to further debts and loans and it suddenly spirals out of control. Easily done, given the previous couple of years.
Don't think any of the above applies to AIG

Chris71

21,548 posts

265 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Down the sofa?

off_again

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Monday 2nd March 2009
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NoelWatson said:
off_again said:
Three ways:

1) Buying what you think are assets but subsequently turn out to be worthless
2) Agreeing to credit to someone / something that is now never going to pay up
3) Agreeing to cover insurance that everyone is going to claim on

Add to that, its not just a liability but an exposure to further debts and loans and it suddenly spirals out of control. Easily done, given the previous couple of years.
Don't think any of the above applies to AIG
Nope, but they did ask how do you lose money. And those are bloody good ways to lose money.

hehe

Now, if you would care to explain CDS's then we might be back on track again....

Merc fan

963 posts

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Monday 2nd March 2009
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Writing a non-core activity (CREDIT default swaps) in the period leading up to the CREDIT crunch.

tribbles

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Monday 2nd March 2009
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Chris71 said:
Down the sofa?
19 minutes too late, mate smile

jeff m

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281 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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By putting off valuation.
I'm sure a lot of us have done it here, with lesser amounts obviously.

Instead of accepting that your house is now worth x -20% and those funds and shares you own have dropped between 30 and 60%. In you mind you still value them at their previous peaks.
There comes a time when you have to put realistic new values on your assets as unpleasant as it may be.

That's censored my day, I usually try not to think about it.

Simpo Two

91,119 posts

288 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Take a Fred Goodwin.

Give him $62 Billion.

Close your eyes for five seconds.

Presto! It's gone!

G'kar

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209 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Simpo Two said:
Take a Fred Goodwin.

Give him $62 Billion.

Close your eyes for five seconds.

Pesto! It's gone!
EFA

Fats25

6,260 posts

252 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Mat Hammond said:
Do you think they are still paying bonuses?
I don't think they are......... however should they be?

Their investments division is obviously the problem with AIG. But AIG are huge with lots of business units.

So imagine you are part of a BU that have been highly profitable within AIG - and lets say you were an underwriters assistant with targets for the year. You make your targets, your BU makes it's targets and therefore a huge profit. Should that person get their bonus?

No doubt that AIG as a whole have not done well - it has been in the papers for everyone to read! But if you read into what has happened it looks to me that they have got involved in something they did not understand (or were negligent) with their investments - but their core business does not seem to be an issue.


sunbeam_alpine

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211 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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tribbles said:
Back of the sofa?
Chris71 said:
Down the sofa?
Where the f**k are you buying your sofas? They must be pretty bloody big!

And I was pleased to find about a fiver in change when we threw our old one out

Edited by sunbeam_alpine on Monday 2nd March 14:56

Conceited

767 posts

215 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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The answer? With ease.

Scarily easily, in fact.

chunkymonkey71

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221 months

Monday 2nd March 2009
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Down the back of the couch?