Weird man on train

[Eddh]

I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.

[Drop Test b3nxj]

WTF??

[8Ace]

How's the fanny rot?

[Oakey]

Masturbate back

[james_tigerwoods]

Excellent













Link to other post...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[TOENHEEL]

Eddh said:

I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.

Its not Gordon Brown is it?

[digger_R]

Eddh said:

I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.

[blindswelledrat]

james_tigerwoods said:

Excellent


Link to other post...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

NOt sure 'irritating' is exactly how I would describe someone wking over me while simultaneously looking at me and the door.

[fathomfive]

Does he come across as a bit of a prick?

[miniman]

[AlexKP]

Eddh said:

I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.

Perhaps you accidentally boarded The Luurve Train?

[Romanymagic]

My suggestion would be for you to put your clothes back on and he should stop, If not, just run away!

[SpydieNut]

he just *really* likes your iPhone.

[adam85]

Eddh said:

I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.

Perhaps he is having a "stroke"

[gjc10212]

Maybe he thinks your a #anker for having an iPhone ;-)

[Wacky Racer]

Was this him by any chance??

[Eddh]

Quick update, I have just purchased a mushroom stroganoff to eat while I am on the train, the 'weird man' is still fumbling in his pants and staring at a 12 year old girl now.

[Romanymagic]

what's the stroganoff like?

[Cotty]

There are always strange people on public transport.
Last night I sat next to a middle aged lady who cried the entire journy. She was holding her hand to her face to try and hide it, while wiping her eyes and sniffing with the odd sob every now and then. I had to double check to see whether I had sat on her hand or trodden on her foot.

[Tony*T3]

Lazy eyed mastyrbator on a train....

Edited by Tony*T3 on Tuesday 3rd March 13:18