Proof that you CAN polish a turd

[OJ]

Don't think this is a repost but here goes



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politic...

[vxr8mate]

[crofty1984]

You can't polish a turd.


...But you can roll it in glitter.

[Digga]

crofty1984 said:

You can't polish a turd.


...But you can roll it in glitter cover it in makeup.

EFA

[illmonkey]

Paparazzi are going to great lengths to get photos, hanging off the side of a plane!

[stifler]

[OJ]

Either that or his left eye isn't actually blind... he actually uses it to eat biscuits

[cazzer]

Yeah I know it's not really relevant to the topic But any excuse eh?
And it is from the film.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

OJ said:

Don't think this is a repost but here goes



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politic...

He is a total turd that is for sure!

[sneijder]

....wrong thread.

[mybrainhurts]

Stab the good eye, woman...stab the good eye

[Mattygooner]

crofty1984 said:

You can't polish a turd.


...But you can roll it in glitter.

There is a paedo joke in there somewhere.

[mybrainhurts]

Praise be, we're saved...

I know that hand...

It's Maggie Thatcher, hypnotising the one eyed Scottish idiot...

[The Tea Boy]

mybrainhurts said:

Praise be, we're saved...

I know that hand...

It's Maggie Thatcher, hypnotising the one eyed Scottish idiot...

[Hedders]

cazzer said:

And it is from the film.

Your car was actually one of the Christines?? or am i getting the wrong end of the stick?

[cazzer]

No the quote was from the film.
Only three survived the film out of 24 used.
Only one was a complete car.

[VladD]

OJ said:

Don't think this is a repost but here goes



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politic...

That picture would be so much better with cross-hairs.

[Hedders]

Still, who's to know

It must be a trip to drive that thing!

[Dori Dori]

OJ said:

Either that or his left eye isn't actually blind... he actually uses it to eat biscuits

ROTFL!!

[cazzer]

Hedders said:

Still, who's to know

It must be a trip to drive that thing!

It is...and they're actually pretty driveable too.