The curative powers of tights

[sparkythecat]

I thought that tights were designed to to keep a skirted lady warm and to preserve her modesty.

Apparently that's no longer enough to guarantee market share.

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How can they claim these medicinal properties?

[pdV6]

"anti-stress tights"

However, what on earth were you browsing Lidl's website for in the 1st place and how did you find your way to "ladies' tights"?

[JustTheTip]

sparkythecat said:

I'm a pretty little girl