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[sevros1981]

Anyone know how to get rid of a chest infection...quickly?

[paulmurr]

Whisky

[G'kar]

Post about it on PH. Foolproof.

[Horse_Apple]

Amputation.

[esselte]

Here's a cunning plan ...go to the GP's and get some antibiotics....

[JRM]

Stab yourself in the chest to relieve the build up of pressure

[Greg964]

Suffocate the infection by chain smoking a pack of Marlboro's. Guaranteed winner, plus you might find smoking to be a fun new hobby.

[Penny-lope]

esselte said:

Here's a cunning plan ...go to the GP's and get some antibiotics....

Gold star to this Pher

[sevros1981]

keep them coming - its making me laugh

[sevros1981]

esselte said:

Here's a cunning plan ...go to the GP's and get some antibiotics....

i have tried this btw. next available appointent......sat am.

[fathomfive]

Take your lungs out and give them a good rinse in Cilit Bang! then Dettol.

[Pork]

sevros1981 said:

keep them coming - its making me laugh

Stop at once. That'll only aggravate it.

[Matt_N]

Nuke yourself from orbit.

[esselte]

sevros1981 said:

esselte said:

Here's a cunning plan ...go to the GP's and get some antibiotics....

i have tried this btw. next available appointent......sat am.

Don't they do a "sit and wait" session?

[bull996]

Just had one myself. 2 sets of antibiotics and some steriods and its finally going. 2 months later.

[OJ]

Grow a pair and go back to work?... that was the next one on the list of standard PH responses wasn't it?

Edited by OJ on Wednesday 11th February 12:09

[AJS-]

Don't mean to sound too grim about this but it sounds like you have all the symptoms of leprosy and consumption, and possibly ebola as well.

[Mattygooner]

sevros1981 said:

keep them coming - its making me laugh

Laughing is the cure!

Or, chest infections are caused by the buld up of "sadness" in your lungs, the easiest way to get rid of said "sadness" is to poison it. Rat poison and Jacobs Creek should suffice.