The 'it must be awesome to be The Stig' caption competition

[Republik]

Picture says it all! It must be awesome being The Stig!

Edited by Republik on Thursday 12th February 21:05

[jmorgan]

Lord of the ring.....

[rah1888]

"Some say he can impregnate a lady without touching her..."

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[Hartge210]

'Yes it does look fat in those, now fk off I've got a time to set'

[Teppic]

"Some say he knows a simple way to identify what a girl had for breakfast, and that he is very good at lip reading. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

[skip_1]

Some say he is a lucky bd

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

"Some say he can smell the excitement, some say he enjoys the wind rushing past his ears..."

[schmalex]

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[Gun]

The Stig at his new local drive through.

"Is this where I swipe my card?"

[Gruffy]

schmalex said:

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Haven't heard that word in a while!

[Ron Burgundy]

Oh dear ive gone all soft..

[thinfourth2]

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yet again the Stig finds the world utterly baffling

[skip_1]

schmalex said:

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The Stig has no emotions though, so wouldn't

[bridgdav]

'Stig' checking out another Skid Pan..

[schmalex]

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schmalex said:

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The Stig has no emotions though, so wouldn't

McFly, McFly

Edited by schmalex on Thursday 12th February 21:26

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

...Hearing that Caterhams are often compared to motorcycles, Stiggy spots a good place to park.

[G'kar]

Stig considers getting out of a 7 and into what must be at least an 8.

[paulrhodes]

Some say that he has x-ray vision and that he wrote the script for The Terminator after a wet dream... All we know is he's called the stig!

[Urban_Ninja]

• If I had a penis I would SO hit that*

[The Stuntman *]

Lady admits - "That's the first helmet I've had near my arse that isn't purple"