"P" Party

[Andy Zarse]

I've been invited to a "P" party and would like PHers to come up with some suggestions. The idea is to go along dressed as something beginning with P.

Obviously, being bald, it has been suggested by friends that I wear a crewneck jumper and go as a penis. It's very tempting, as I'm well suited personality-wise.

Pompous prick, prat, pillock, Prescott, paedophile, prostitute, Piper-Alpha worker, pedunculopontine nucleus and a host of others have already received active consideration, but I'd really like something a bit more imaginative. There's a pint of foaming ale for the one I consider the winner, so over to you lot...

[Mr Will]

a pea?

[mickk]

Go as Mr.P.Dophile, always a winner

[cazzer]

Take a couple of 2 litre bottles of water dyed yellow.
Explain you misunderstood the term P party.

[10 Pence Short]

Go as one of the X-Men and tell people you're dyslexic.

[V8mate]

Ohhhhhhhh.


I thought you'd been invited to a party with a paddling pool in the middle of the living room where everyone strips and then ......

[Silent1]

Go as a Porsche.

Maybe Sally Carrera

[bigTee]

a Psycho !

[Mandat]

Go as yourself and say that you're a "Pistonheader"

[FourWheelDrift]

[Andy Zarse]

bigTee said:

a Psycho !

Check my Profile pic!!

[L4MBOLUV3R]

pre-mature ejaculation. just make a mess in your trousers and your ready for the night, sorted!

[cazzer]

FourWheelDrift said:

Why would he want to go as the marquis of bath?

[Einion Yrth]

[will_]

P*ssed.

[Harry Flashman]

Did this at my house for NEw Year's a while back. Went as a pilot.

P is the easiest of the letters for this. That said, one of my chums turned yp as Gary Glitter. "Paedophile". Nice.

[miniman]

NSFW

This is the answer. Period.

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p227/skinfrakki...

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

[Shaw Tarse]

L4MBOLUV3R said:

pre-mature ejaculation. just make a mess in your trousers and your ready for the night, sorted! [

I thought that was when you turned up wearing only boxer shorts?

[bigTee]

Prince Africa Zulu