80's fancy dress
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mel

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Monday 23rd February 2009
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It's that time again, and in the finest tradition after my previous bad taste examples I've got to go "80's themed" but I'm not sure if my ideas exceed the levels of acceptability, the short list is:

1. Simon Weston, in a pair of charred combats, hands in plastic bags smeared in vaseline, half a 'tach, a few random tufts of hair, and some rashers on bacon stuck on my face.

2. Joey Deacon, Wheelchair, green slime dribbled down front, a wire coat hanger with a cork on the end round my head, a speak and spell and a commodore 64, and the compulsory blue peter badge.

3. Terry Waite, dressed in rags, jesus creepers, big beard and handcuffed to a radiator

Any other suggestions or views appreciated.

Oh and the Young Ones, Adam Ant, Boy George or any pop stairs are just too predictable.

randomman

2,215 posts

220 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Any popular rapists or muderers in the 80s? Perhaps you could bring a crying child as part of your costume?

That would dwarf any previous costumes' sick rating

Uhura_Fighter

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214 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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BA (Out of the A-Team)
Danger mouse

Sixpackpert

5,350 posts

245 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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mel said:
It's that time again, and in the finest tradition after my previous bad taste examples I've got to go "80's themed" but I'm not sure if my ideas exceed the levels of acceptability, the short list is:

1. Simon Weston, in a pair of charred combats, hands in plastic bags smeared in vaseline, half a 'tach, a few random tufts of hair, and some rashers on bacon stuck on my face.

2. Joey Deacon, Wheelchair, green slime dribbled down front, a wire coat hanger with a cork on the end round my head, a speak and spell and a commodore 64, and the compulsory blue peter badge.

3. Terry Waite, dressed in rags, jesus creepers, big beard and handcuffed to a radiator

Any other suggestions or views appreciated.
What is wrong with you?!

ETA: I'm all for thinking out of the box but...

Edited by Sixpackpert on Monday 23 February 17:26

Romanymagic

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250 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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It's gotta be Mad Max surely!

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

282 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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What about being a Bradford FC fan?

Go in flairs and a blazer....

G'kar

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Monday 23rd February 2009
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Bloodstained bra hanging out of a pocket?

Topical, too.

scotal

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310 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Out of interest Mel, how will you stick rashers of bacon to your face?

Cara Van Man

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Monday 23rd February 2009
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scotal said:
Out of interest Mel, how will you stick rashers of bacon to your face?
rofl

don't worry about the physics of it, I'm sure he'll have a plan.

mel

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Monday 23rd February 2009
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PVA?

Sixpackpert

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Monday 23rd February 2009
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scotal said:
Out of interest Mel, how will you stick rashers of bacon to your face?
No Nails should do the trick.

Nobody You Know

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224 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Goes as John Lennon but with four bullet wounds and a load of fake blood all over you.

Sick enough?

scotal

8,751 posts

310 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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mel said:
PVA?
probably a better bet than no more nails (or nails for that matter) please tell me you have to use public transport to get to the party!

mel

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Monday 23rd February 2009
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fair point, getting a taxi home might be interesting!

flasher

9,336 posts

315 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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mel said:
It's that time again, and in the finest tradition after my previous bad taste examples I've got to go "80's themed" but I'm not sure if my ideas exceed the levels of acceptability, the short list is:

1. Simon Weston, in a pair of charred combats, hands in plastic bags smeared in vaseline, half a 'tach, a few random tufts of hair, and some rashers on bacon stuck on my face.

2. Joey Deacon, Wheelchair, green slime dribbled down front, a wire coat hanger with a cork on the end round my head, a speak and spell and a commodore 64, and the compulsory blue peter badge.

3. Terry Waite, dressed in rags, jesus creepers, big beard and handcuffed to a radiator

Any other suggestions or views appreciated.

Oh and the Young Ones, Adam Ant, Boy George or any pop stairs are just too predictable.
You missed:

4. Jaws from the bond films. You wouldn't need a costume then, just some metal on your gnashers.

flasher

9,336 posts

315 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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G'kar said:


Bloodstained bra hanging out of a pocket?

Topical, too.
How did you get your hands on Mel's passport photo?


you have no idea how close to the truth that is rofl

V8mate

45,899 posts

220 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Sixpackpert said:
scotal said:
Out of interest Mel, how will you stick rashers of bacon to your face?
No Nails should do the trick.
He'll lay them on his face and then pop his head under the grill for 10 minutes.

Dr John

555 posts

247 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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MY interpretation!!!


laugh
Sad isn't it!

Edited by Dr John on Tuesday 24th February 00:30

Cara Van Man

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Monday 23rd February 2009
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Dr John said:
MY interpretation!!!


laugh
Sad isn't it!
That is possibly the worst Adam Ant I've ever seen....I mean, I'm guessing it is supposed to be Adam Ant?

flasher

9,336 posts

315 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Dr John said:
MY interpretation!!!


laugh
Sad isn't it!
And the best "slimmed down" Jo Brand impression ever.

hehe



Edited by flasher on Monday 23 February 19:08