Odd "sayings" qoutes etc.
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sussexjob

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2,388 posts

262 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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someone on this forum when requesting if they someone was gay came up with the following which highly amused me.

"bowls from the pavillion end"

and

"kicks with the left foot"

any others

XJSJohn

16,152 posts

250 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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likes driving the wrong way down the Kingston Bypass ...

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

239 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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My grandfather was highly secretive. He would duck questions that he didn’t want to answer with nonsensical retorts like.
Q. Where are you going?
A. Up the road, to get the milk, to light the fire.

Or.

Q. What is it?
A. It’s a wigwam, for a water-windmill, for grinding smoke.

We think that these sayings might have originally been Music Hall catch phrases. Does anyone know where they came from?

CedGTV

2,538 posts

285 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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We have a hard drinking paddy here on site and my favorite quote about him by the architect is that he "Has a nose like a blind cobblers thumb".

Eric Mc

125,823 posts

296 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be".

Now, who would believe in nonsense like that?

NDA

25,763 posts

256 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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"He likes to shop 'round the corner"

alex1982

5,209 posts

241 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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My nan says
'i dont know, i'm sure'

Nan wtf?

NDA

25,763 posts

256 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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alex1982 said:
My nan says
'i dont know, i'm sure'

Nan wtf?
Does she mean 'I'm sure I don't know?'

Ron Burgundy

3,296 posts

217 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Womans reply to alot of things

"well yeah, but no"

samdale

2,860 posts

215 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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alex1982 said:
My nan says
'i dont know, i'm sure'

Nan wtf?
a few of my fav's from a welsh ex of mine

"i'll be there now" or "i'll be there now in a minute"
and "i'll be back now"

no you fking won't you dosey fking welsh bint you've got to take some amount of ing time. you're HERE now, once you've gone there and back again time WILL have passed, tt
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JonRB

80,125 posts

303 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Where does the phrase 'div' come from (as in "you div" = "you idiot"). Can also be 'divvy'

Anyone know?

audidoody

8,598 posts

287 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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The lights are on but no-one is at home

13th

3,169 posts

244 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Best one I had today was "fk Off" can't think what they meant! biggrin

Muntu

7,687 posts

230 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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JonRB said:
Where does the phrase 'div' come from (as in "you div" = "you idiot"). Can also be 'divvy'

Anyone know?
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Muntu said:
JonRB said:
Where does the phrase 'div' come from (as in "you div" = "you idiot"). Can also be 'divvy'

Anyone know?
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?
First spotted on many profiles here...yes

My profile said:
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Stop that...I am not a div

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JonRB

80,125 posts

303 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Muntu said:
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?

Muntu

7,687 posts

230 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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JonRB said:
Muntu said:
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?
Go on then, enlighten me smile

LeeThePeople

1,302 posts

214 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Eric Mc said:
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be".

Now, who would believe in nonsense like that?
We have a sign that says that on our house biggrin it was a present and relavent though.

vxr8mate

1,689 posts

220 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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JonRB said:
Muntu said:
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?
rofl
Love that gif

Gargamel

16,396 posts

292 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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He keeps his coins in his purse

Big fan of musical theatre

good with colours