Stretching your Privates

[Jetl3on]

Anyone remember an article few years ago, about some old bloke who had been literally pulling on his manhood from an early age to lengthen it, he swears by it.

Reading the metro this morning, the Andro penis has been invented by the Italians, which can stretch your weeener by an additional 2.5cm, using weights attached to some rings, rods and a band apparently.

Private Weight Training

[IainT]

C0ck pushups are the way forwards.

[PD9]

Emm... No thanks!

[OJ]

IainT said:

C0ck pushups are the way forwards.

All you need is one a day

[Mattygooner]

He sounds nuts..

[sleep envy]

sounds like someone's been pulling your plonker

[SJobson]

I wonder what sort of lengthening effect normal exercising has?

[dibbers006]

Jetl3on said:

...using weights attached to some rings, rods and a band...

What an unusual erection... snigger!

[G'kar]

I'm not surprised it's the Italians who feel the need for such a device.

[L4URA]

If it has been streatched wouldn't it then be thinner? Who would want a long thin penis?

[sleep envy]

G'kar said:

I'm not surprised it's the Italians who feel the need for such a device.

true, the english are big enough dicks as it is

[mechsympathy]

It's poker night for the lads and it's been a long evening, the booze has flowed and the conversation has come round to knobs. One of the guys has been quite quiet but finally summons up the courage to ask the one black guy at the table a question. "Is it true" he asks "that black guys have, you know, bigger knobs than white guys." The answer is yes, and he explains that when they are young their mothers hang weights off their kids' cocks. "Wow" comes the reply, "I'm going to try that."

The next month it's poker night again, and again it's late when the black guy asks how it's going....






"Great, it's half way there....







"It's gone black."

[gamefreaks]

I can't speak from experience, but surely, all thats going to do is stretch the skin?

You'll end up with a droopy foreskin!

[shirt]

Jetl3on said:

Anyone remember an article few years ago, about some old bloke who had been literally pulling on his manhood from an early age to lengthen it, he swears by it.

jelking i think its called.

i don't know how i remember these things......

[GJB]

Jetl3on said:

Anyone remember an article few years ago, about some old bloke who had been literally pulling on his manhood from an early age to lengthen it, he swears by it.

Reading the metro this morning, the Andro penis has been invented by the Italians, which can stretch your weeener by an additional 2.5cm, using weights attached to some rings, rods and a band apparently.

Private Weight Training

So 100% increase for you then?

[Tampon]

IainT said:

C0ck pushups are the way forwards.

Yeap, i can only do one, but ones all you need.

[NDA]

SJobson said:

I wonder what sort of lengthening effect normal exercising has?

Something to tell the group?

[tonyvid]

L4URA said:

If it has been streatched wouldn't it then be thinner? Who would want a long thin penis?

I'm so in love with our L4URA

[Andy Zarse]

Slightly off topic, but does anyone know a reliable, safe and painless method of shortening such a bodily appendage? I've got a friend who's penis is too long and he's absolutely at his wits end as to what to do about it and I said I'd ask on PH.

[shirt]

cut and shut?