'Life is just a bowl of cherries' - my arse.................

[SimonV8ster]

Well, is life just a bowl of cherries or more like a bowl of cheerios ??

My life is more like a half empty mixed fruit bowl.

Sometimes half empty, sometimes half full.

Sometimes you pull out a nice piece of juicy fruit, sometimes an unripe plum.

Sometimes a divorcee, sometimes some key keys.()

Whats your life like ?

Try and link it to some lyrics or song of some sort or it will be completely pointless

[robinhood21]

Do you sometimes feel like you are plum-meting down a slippery slope.

[anonymous-user]

I've just been doing press-ups whilst listening to an old ABC song, so you'd better thank your fecking god that you're cooler than me.

Go on, thank him...

[Hammerwerfer]

My life happens to be a pain in the arse. Quite literally.

[13th]

My make up may be running but my smile still stays on

The show must go on!

[Sheets Tabuer]

Life is either a joke or a piss take, just sit there laughing at it.

[chr55y]

It gives you the bloody pip sometimes that for sure

[G'kar]

Hammerwerfer said:

My life happens to be a pain in the arse. Quite literally.

Cancer or gay?

[Mobile Chicane]

Not such a bad gig if you end up in the pits?

[zac510]

Like rain on your wedding day?

[Uncle Gueber]

Life is like a jar of Jalapeños.

What you do today, can burn your arse tomorrow.

[RetroWheels]

I don't know just where I'm going...
But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can...

[13th]

I'm packing plastic
That's why my life is so
fking fantastic

[kit80]

My life is a joke, I treat it accordingly

[EDLT]

Life is like a bowl of cherries, no matter what goes in your mouth you have to spit the nut out?

[zollburgers]

Life is like watching a holiday programme on TV. Lots of nice things happening to other people.

[Hammerwerfer]

G'kar said:

Hammerwerfer said:

My life happens to be a pain in the arse. Quite literally.

Cancer or gay?

The former.

[Biker's Nemesis]

My life, it's a laugh a minute.

No, seriously.

[mybrainhurts]

Fair to crap...

Thank you for asking...

[Biker's Nemesis]

mybrainhurts said:

Fair to crap...

I don't know?

Do you usually need good weather to crap?