Pre-natal Joke

[sparkythecat]

Expectant father Paddy's in the pub when his phone rings.

"You'd better come quick" said his wife " Me waters have just broken broken"

"Where are you ringing from?" he asked her

" From me fanny to me anlkes, now get yerself home!"

[wedg1e]

Sweet and sour chicken, monitor, oh dear.

[Zorro]

Taxi for sparkythecat

[Pigeon]

Oh look, a smiley of a taxi in Bedford