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[v8thunder]

Complaints by the Oompa-Loompas of Pendine Sands were upheld against Clarkson's ongoing antics.

[omitchell]

Miniature Dennis Waterman goes on holiday and finds other people his size

[srebbe64]

Sellafield Golf Club

[deeen]

"Told you Yeties don't wear socks"

[GingerNinja]

Entire local female population faints when "You know what they say about men with big feet" cliche is mentioned.

[JustTheTip]

One foot under (in a Catchphrase 'say-what-you-see' stylee)....

[esselte]

GingerNinja said:

Entire local female population faints when "You know what they say about men with big feet" cliche is mentioned.

They've got big socks?

[groucho]

v8thunder said:

Slouching man looks for his friend after he overdoses on growth hormone.

[Ferg]

Python fan nears end of quest.

[branflakes]

Giant deformed angels mistake sand for snow.

[towman]

STAND UP STRAIGHT YOU `ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!

[Dave D]

US discovers benefits of religious government after incursion into Iranian desert.

[shirley temple]

esselte said:

GingerNinja said: Entire local female population faints when "You know what they say about men with big feet" cliche is mentioned. They've got big socks?

actually its "large shoes", sorry to be pedantic