Lets write a song....

[DanBoy]

I was in search of a lovely pair

[jimothy]

What with all these quoting song threads, lets all get together and write a new song. One line each, just like in school.

I'll begin:



I went to the fruitbowl, but no-one was there

[z1000]

The only ones i found were covered in hair

[minimax]

so I thought: f**k it and had a w@nk right there



:minimaxoverstepsthemark:

[vixpy1]

It went Everywhere

[egoboss]

z1000 said:

The only ones i found were covered in hair

so i went to a rally and threw it at tony blair

[titiany]

like he would care...

[vixpy1]

And i thought to myself.. what a wonderful world.



No, hang on, that does'nt work

[egoboss]

titiany said:

like he would care...

tony does care; he keeps telling us he is so fair

[Trooper2]

Now 'crossed the kitchen to the cupboard if you dare..

[egoboss]

Trooper2 said:

Now 'crossed the kitchen to the cupboard if you dare..

i opened the larder and my wife was in it, bare

[jimothy]

So I bent her over the back of the chair

[nizza]

I hadnt seen that in over a year

[Incorrigible]

vixpy1 said:

And i thought to myself.. what a wonderful world.

[egoboss]

Incorrigible said:

vixpy1 said: And i thought to myself.. what a wonderful world.

and isn't it about time i stuffed the bird?

[richie_few]

nizza said:

I hadnt seen that in over a year

so get out some cream and lube up my rear

>> Edited by richie_few on Thursday 24th February 16:36

[pug406]

nizza said:

I hadnt seen that in over a year

So I gave her one there and then from the rear

>> Edited by pug406 on Thursday 24th February 16:36

[Incorrigible]

I bent the worktop

She bent my ear

[richie_few]

then from her eye appeared a tear,

[Trooper2]

don't cry baby I'm very near..