Birth Control For Chavs
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sparkythecat

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8,108 posts

286 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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v15ben

16,231 posts

272 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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Ha Ha, like it

wedg1e

27,044 posts

296 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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I was in the pub bogs the other day, as you do, and I found myself contemplating the condom machine.
It was loaded with a couple of obscure brands I'd not come across , Condomi, Jonni-U-Like, that sort of thing.
Anyway, one of the catch lines said 'Protection for a new generation'.

WTF!?

Surely that should be 'Protection FROM a new generation'...???

8Pack

5,182 posts

271 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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I would've said: "Ankle straps"!

egoboss

838 posts

261 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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sparkythecat said:



too late!!!! http://chavscum.co.uk/

mel

10,168 posts

306 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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That is one big condom if its diameter covers three fingers, maybe Chavs have a special girth, in which case its now the first time I feel inferior to a Corse driver, maybe "proper" cars really are penis extensions after all




Second thoughts maybe I've just got big fingers

YarisSi

1,538 posts

275 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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Thats not a jonny thats a hat.
Machines at our uni sell sheep, vibrators, and blow jonnies - I will have a proper look later always feel bit of a wally looking because one look at me and people would just think GEEK.

rich 36

13,739 posts

297 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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Big bean-can diameter 'zorst pipes'

big jonnies yeh?

DrDeAtH

3,704 posts

263 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2005
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its a bigger diameter johhny, so it will fit over said chavs head easier and suffocate them! YAY!!!!