Friday caption competition

[spikeyhead]

Man runs accoss lake to escape catapulting boat!

[Dilligaf10]

spikeyhead said:

Even when the Apostles bought boats they still couldn't keep up with JC

[Don1]

Bilb runs from is latest picture.... (See the 'post an amazing picture' thread).

[R4PID]

The second coming lands on earth by boat but can still walk on water.

[A1GOY]

Angry Pirate runs from people shouting 'Give man R...!

[Jasandjules]

Lindford Christie decides his boat is too slow....

[Gun_840]

Jesus's resurrection wasn't quite what some people were expecting.

[TheEnd]

The suffragette movement received a boost when Jesus joined a protest at a powerboat race yesterday.

[Just-In]

"Flying Boats??? I'm out!"

[Steamer]

Southport Boating lakes new traffic calming measures prove less than popular with The Seventh-Day Evangelist race team.

[Berserker LM]

spikeyhead said:

Man runs accoss lake to escape catapulting boat!

Holy st!

[Berserker LM]

spikeyhead said:

Man runs accoss lake to escape catapulting boat!

Rosie now regrets allowing Jim to get that supercharger.....

[Road Hog]

and for my next trick i am going to make all this water into wine.

[Berserker LM]

Road Hog said:

and for my next trick i am going to make all this water into wine.

I'm great at doing it the other way...!

[A1GOY]

Road Hog said:

and for my next trick i am going to make all this water into wine.

For my next trick - I'm gonna turn water into... FUNK!

[Dudd]

He was determined to win, even if he had to run there

[Mannginger]

With the benefit of hindsight, George was really glad that he'd decided to change his underwear that morning.

[sparkythecat]

"I'll get me coat"

[AJS-]

"Jesus Christ!"

[130R]

"Jesus storms to maiden boat race victory"