Stupid, enraging coughing ******

[adycav]

I used to have my own office. I could close the door and get a bit of peace and quiet at will. A recent re-jiggling has meant that I have returned to an open-plan environment, which ordinarily probably wouldn’t bother me.

However there is a bloke which sits opposite me who had the most annoying, persistent cough I have ever heard. I swear to god if he coughs one more time I will leap over the two desks and do something to him that makes Jack Bauer look like a fking 80-year old pacifist grandma on Valium.


Help me!

[L4URA]

[Animal]

Maybe ask him if he needs some water? Suggest he goes out to get some Tixylix?

[gjc10212]

Sneeze on his monitor and leave pubes on his keyboard

[Mr Trophy]

Punch him in the face.. go on... it will be funny

[Steve H]

Have you been demoted?????

[mike325112]

Another angry BMW driver

[adycav]

Steve H said:

Have you been demoted?????

No.

Powers that be have moved loads of folk around, I've gone from a small building with my own office to a big buiding where just about everyone is open plan.

[adycav]

mike325112 said:

Another angry BMW driver

I'm usually such a calm fellow too.

[Chairman LMAO]

stab him. its the only option.

[JJCW]

This sort of thing used to drive me mad.

I didn't have coughing man, i had LOUD TALKING MAN. If he was in a phone meeting, so was everybody else!

[DJFish]

There's a chap on my train in the morning who has a nervous tic cough, he does one big cough followed by five little ones, every few minutes......for an hour.

[adycav]

To help you all visualise my pain, he looks the spitting image of this guy.

[adycav]

DJFish said:

There's a chap on my train in the morning who has a nervous tic cough, he does one big cough followed by five little ones, every few minutes......for an hour.

If it's the Market Harborough to Leicester train it's the same motherfker.

[Nolar Dog]

Get a new job?

[mike325112]

DJFish said:

my train

Theres your problem then...

[JB Rugby]

adycav said:

I swear to god if he coughs one more time I will leap over the two desks and do something to him that makes Jack Bauer look like a fking 80-year old pacifist grandma on Valium.

Has he coughed yet then?

[adycav]

Yes.

I am typing this by smashing my keyboard over his stupid fat face.

[mybrainhurts]

:COUGH:

[XMES RUS]

I spent last summer opposite a guy who sucks back up his snot all the way down to his throat, (you know the sound)it made me gag one day and I think he thought I was copying him.