Say Hello to My New Friend
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Glassman

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24,570 posts

238 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Best one so far



Hello.
Please, do not be surprise - this letter is not a spam one.
You will probably be amazed of the fact that I am writing you an e-mail. Yesterday I myself was amazed too, when saw your letter in my e-mail box. The letter was about love and sensations among people. The motto of the letter was like this search for love and you'll become happy. I liked this letter very much. There was a list of e-mails where I found yours. I decided to write you. Maybe you are seeking love too? Maybe it’s our destiny?
I do not know actually who was the person that had sent me that e-mail and how did he get my e-mail address.
I think it is not important. The most amazing thing is that I can write you. I would like to know more about you. Providing that it is me who is the first to write, I want to say some words of my personality.
My name is Anastasiya. I am 30 years old. I have never been married and have no children.
I am cute, calm, kind and sociable.
I think it is interesting to talk with you and discover new features of yours Discover you as a person. I am a serious woman and I am looking for serious relations. For me it means no deception, no double jokes. I am looking for a real person who will manage to love and respect me. I hope you are searching for your love, too.
I do not think that in love-relations age and appearance have any importance. The chief factor for me is ability to love and respect seriously!
I have lots of hobbies and interests in life. Among them you will find sport, cooking, books reading and definitely music. I am going crazy about housekeeping and house holding. I like tiding up and general cleaning. I am keen on experimenting in my kitchen. I love changes.
I am fond of animals and prefer to lead a healthy lifestyle, thus, I do not smoke or use alcohol.
Hey, my new pen-friend. What can you tell me about yourself? I want to learn more about you.
In my future letter I will describe my character and my personality more precisely.
Definitely, I will send you some of my photographs. It will help you to understand who I am and where I live. My photos will reveal all parts of my life my happiness, my pensiveness and sometimes melancholy.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: lovelynastya495@gmail.com

I am looking forward to your reply. I am really interested in knowing you better.
Remember of me.
Your new friend,
Anastasiya.




At least she can spell 'definitely'.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

211 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Hyperion

16,671 posts

223 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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That's definitely a Man.

Pesty

42,655 posts

279 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Hyperion said:
That's definitely a Man.
I don't care I still would

Morningside

24,146 posts

252 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Perhaps my friend and yours could get together sometime



- You've got me wondering. Why would a girl like you send an email to a guy like me?

Greetings, my new friend, I hope. It Ruzilya writes to you.
For me caused interest your structure and now I would like to enter with you in correspondence. That we could learn better each of us and to see how much we approach for each of us. Very much I hope, that you will soon answer me. Because I shall wait very much your answer.
That I can shortly tell about myself, in fact it is interesting to you, certainly. I from Russia, me of 26 years. But I till now am lonely also my heart free. Therefore I search only for serious attitudes and the present feeling. If game or flirtation I ask you to not write to me is interesting to you only.

Nevertheless very much I hope to see your answer to me for my electronic address of mail: ***********@yahoo.com

Sincerely I hope to receive your answer and I wait. I wish you excellent mood, Ruzilya.



I kept her him dangling along for about three months asking for details, stupid money transfer requests etc.



2something

2,145 posts

231 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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"lovelynasty" is the beginning of the email address, oh how appropriate!

Though someone that can spell definitely correctly is pretty special biggrin

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

216 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Hyperion said:
That's definitely a Man.
Glad am not the only one to think it....the high necked jumper kinda gives it away

However friend number two....now she is at least pretty, if a little thin....

shout Christ lassie, have a poke o chips!!!

Glassman

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24,570 posts

238 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Morningside said:
Perhaps my friend and yours could get together sometime
Quality wallpaper... is that a 3D picture behind her?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

211 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Glassman said:
Morningside said:
Perhaps my friend and yours could get together sometime
Quality wallpaper... is that a 3D picture behind her?
Pretty sure it's a piano.
Still 3D though, so i can see where you are coming from.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,786 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Has her armpit been photoshopped to look like a shaven, erm, whatsitsname?



Edited by 2 sMoKiN bArReLs on Thursday 26th February 21:41

TheEnd

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Thursday 26th February 2009
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cloud9

philthy

4,697 posts

263 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Give her my E-mail address, I love women that are "going crazy about housekeeping ", so hard to find in an English girl nowadays. hehe

Glassman

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24,570 posts

238 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
Has her armpit been photoshopped to look like a shaven, erm, whatsitsname?

TheEnd

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Thursday 26th February 2009
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She's got a nice place too

philthy

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263 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Deux smokers said:
Has her armpit been photoshopped to look like a shaven, erm, whatsitsname?


Edited by philthy on Thursday 26th February 22:16

Glassman

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24,570 posts

238 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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nono 2 sMoKiN bArReLs said that

minimatt1967

17,362 posts

229 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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all these lovely ladies I'm sure there is no catch! I must remember to send them my bank account details so they can see I am who I say I am! wink

Has anyone else had strange unknown persons cropping up on there MSN Messenger?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

211 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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The blonde pics are all the same girl.



Just think, someone is ploughing that right now inbetween collecting money...

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

216 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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minimatt1967 said:
Has anyone else had strange unknown persons cropping up on there MSN Messenger?
Yes, I've had two guys trying to add me just the last few days. Has msn changed, or something?

kit80

4,764 posts

210 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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A male friend of mine has had something very similar to these, and an odd msn add, on a FB dating application perhaps?