Odd "sayings" qoutes etc.
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sussexjob

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2,275 posts

254 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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someone on this forum when requesting if they someone was gay came up with the following which highly amused me.

"bowls from the pavillion end"

and

"kicks with the left foot"

any others

XJSJohn

16,133 posts

242 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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likes driving the wrong way down the Kingston Bypass ...

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

231 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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My grandfather was highly secretive. He would duck questions that he didn’t want to answer with nonsensical retorts like.
Q. Where are you going?
A. Up the road, to get the milk, to light the fire.

Or.

Q. What is it?
A. It’s a wigwam, for a water-windmill, for grinding smoke.

We think that these sayings might have originally been Music Hall catch phrases. Does anyone know where they came from?

CedGTV

2,538 posts

277 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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We have a hard drinking paddy here on site and my favorite quote about him by the architect is that he "Has a nose like a blind cobblers thumb".

Eric Mc

124,808 posts

288 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be".

Now, who would believe in nonsense like that?

NDA

24,855 posts

248 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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"He likes to shop 'round the corner"

alex1982

5,159 posts

233 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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My nan says
'i dont know, i'm sure'

Nan wtf?

NDA

24,855 posts

248 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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alex1982 said:
My nan says
'i dont know, i'm sure'

Nan wtf?
Does she mean 'I'm sure I don't know?'

Ron Burgundy

3,296 posts

209 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Womans reply to alot of things

"well yeah, but no"

samdale

2,860 posts

207 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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alex1982 said:
My nan says
'i dont know, i'm sure'

Nan wtf?
a few of my fav's from a welsh ex of mine

"i'll be there now" or "i'll be there now in a minute"
and "i'll be back now"

no you fking won't you dosey fking welsh bint you've got to take some amount of ing time. you're HERE now, once you've gone there and back again time WILL have passed, tt
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JonRB

79,381 posts

295 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Where does the phrase 'div' come from (as in "you div" = "you idiot"). Can also be 'divvy'

Anyone know?

audidoody

8,598 posts

279 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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The lights are on but no-one is at home

13th

3,169 posts

236 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Best one I had today was "fk Off" can't think what they meant! biggrin

Muntu

7,674 posts

222 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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JonRB said:
Where does the phrase 'div' come from (as in "you div" = "you idiot"). Can also be 'divvy'

Anyone know?
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Muntu said:
JonRB said:
Where does the phrase 'div' come from (as in "you div" = "you idiot"). Can also be 'divvy'

Anyone know?
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?
First spotted on many profiles here...yes

My profile said:
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Stop that...I am not a div

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JonRB

79,381 posts

295 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Muntu said:
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?

Muntu

7,674 posts

222 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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JonRB said:
Muntu said:
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?
Go on then, enlighten me smile

LeeThePeople

1,302 posts

206 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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Eric Mc said:
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be".

Now, who would believe in nonsense like that?
We have a sign that says that on our house biggrin it was a present and relavent though.

vxr8mate

1,689 posts

212 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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JonRB said:
Muntu said:
Is it related to what happens when you divide by zero when using a calculator?
rofl
Love that gif

Gargamel

16,129 posts

284 months

Saturday 28th February 2009
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He keeps his coins in his purse

Big fan of musical theatre

good with colours