Armageddon

[rolex]

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and then head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

Edited by rolex on Sunday 1st March 01:13

[ukwill]

rolex said:

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

do your missus whilst you were out.

[10 Pence Short]

ukwill said:

rolex said:

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

do your missus whilst you were out.

I wouldn't bother, the queue last time was massive.

[marshalla]

TEOTWAWKI


http://www.google.com/search?q=TEOTWAWKI

[ukwill]

10 Pence Short said:

ukwill said:

rolex said:

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

do your missus whilst you were out.

I wouldn't bother, the queue last time was massive.

dammit, I set the alarm clock for 5mins past armageddon as well. Guess I'm not armageddon'it then...

wah, wah, waaaah...

[marshalla]

ukwill said:

. Guess I'm not armageddon'it then...
.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI6Ms0b4q-4

Edited by marshalla on Sunday 1st March 01:16

[Gretchen]

rolex said:

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and then head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

Edited by rolex on Sunday 1st March 01:13

100k to pay a big fat ass loan shark that I spent on a stripper called Molly MOunds should see me right.

[Hammerwerfer]

Gretchen said:

100k to pay a big fat ass loan shark that I spent on a stripper called Molly MOunds should see me right.

Is she Melissa Mounds' sister?

I have a healed fracture in my neck. I think it was caused when Melissa dropped her udders on top of my head...

Edited by Hammerwerfer on Sunday 1st March 10:32

[Sheets Tabuer]

10 Pence Short said:

ukwill said:

rolex said:

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

do your missus whilst you were out.

I wouldn't bother, the queue last time was massive.

She takes two at a time now so you don't have to wait as long.

[Johnny]

Sheets Tabuer said:

10 Pence Short said:

ukwill said:

rolex said:

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

do your missus whilst you were out.

I wouldn't bother, the queue last time was massive.

She takes two at a time now so you don't have to wait as long.

All depends on how long you take...

[daninsidious]

Arma what? ste....SNOOZE BUTTON TOO MANY TIMES

[Chuffer]

Gretchen said:

100k to pay a big fat ass loan shark that I spent on a stripper called Molly Mounds should see me right.

[Jasandjules]

I have a crossbow and two large guard dogs. I have a friend in the local village who can cook. So, we go round and kill all the old fogies and steal their food, then go to the largest house in the area and close the gates....

[Skywalker]

Jasandjules said:

I have a crossbow and two large guard dogs. I have a friend in the local village who can cook. So, we go round and kill all the old fogies and steal their corpses for food, then go to the largest house in the area and close the gates....

EFA

[JW911]

rolex said:

If all the world banks collapsed tomorrow and money became worthless, do you think you would survive? I for one would raid the local gunshop and then head for the hills with lots of tinned food.
What do you think would be the essentials to survive in this situation?

A tinopener or you'll be stuffed.