Tour of Britain.

[spikeyhead]

Never seen a cycle race before but have just discovered that the ToB is going almost past my house so will have a stroll along to watch. Anything special to look out for?

[Vocal Minority]

A whole bunch of men on bikes. Look for that and you can't go wrong.

(It's also Cavendish and Wiggins homecoming, so be sure to admire the sky train bossing it at the front.)