How to justify not giving a dick a job,
How to justify not giving a dick a job,
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Papa Hotel

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12,760 posts

209 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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Bloke turns up for an interview, he has by far the most experience of anyone you've interviewed. Trouble is, the bloke is a prick.

On paper, it's hard to look past this guy. He had cracking answers to everything put to him but came across as actually pretty patronising to both me and my boss like we were asking him stupid questions.

On a personal level, I wouldn't have this guy anywhere near me, my boss feels the same. Is this enough to justify not giving him the job?

I'd put a lot of stock in how someone presents their skills to you, his CV was full and extensive but littered with bad spelling mistakes which were lazily copied and pasted into more than one job role. He also included photocopies of a load of certificates, many of which had expired and most of which were really trivial to say the least. That said to me he has a complete inability to filter out the bullst.

To summarise: Experience and can talk the talk but a lazy illiterate cock that doesn't know when to shut up.


jamoor

14,506 posts

242 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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dont

I have hired a complete tt in the past who was good at his job, never again, just not worth the hassle.

Road Pest

3,123 posts

225 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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Papa Hotel said:
I'd put a lot of stock in how someone presents their skills to you, his CV was full and extensive but littered with bad spelling mistakes which were lazily copied and pasted into more than one job role. He also included photocopies of a load of certificates, many of which had expired and most of which were really trivial to say the least. That said to me he has a complete inability to filter out the bullst.
This is all you need to justify why you're saying no if you indeed want to give any feedback. Or just there was a better candidate.

klimakool

592 posts

202 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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all the law says on this is you cant deformate his character, he's not what your looking for, thats all, same with ppl 2 years from retirement all you need to say is they're not what your looking for, you dont have to give a reason

Papa Hotel

Original Poster:

12,760 posts

209 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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Road Pest said:
Papa Hotel said:
I'd put a lot of stock in how someone presents their skills to you, his CV was full and extensive but littered with bad spelling mistakes which were lazily copied and pasted into more than one job role. He also included photocopies of a load of certificates, many of which had expired and most of which were really trivial to say the least. That said to me he has a complete inability to filter out the bullst.
This is all you need to justify why you're saying no if you indeed want to give any feedback. Or just there was a better candidate.
Good shout, cheers all!

GekkoRules

397 posts

249 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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What kind of job is it?

Is it client facing or you just thinking he'll piss folk off in the office.

I had a good few bawbags work for me and they were good employees.

It may just have been extreme nerves as well. Credit crunch times and he may be really needing the job. His desire not to look flustered came across as patronising.

JAT.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

282 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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Barge pole...

Super Slo Mo

5,374 posts

225 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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I wouldn't touch him, simply because no matter how good he is, if you and/or your other colleagues can't get along with him, then it'll make things quite unpleasant.

Also, just because he can give all the right answers doesn't necessarily mean he can do the job as well as he claims. I have a freelance guy who's a bit like that, nice chap, talks the talk as it were, but after an hour in his company you just want to slap him. He's never wrong, if he screws up there's always an elaborate and improbably series of excuses or stories. It drives us mad, but one of our clients seems to like him so we keep him on the books for them. His standard of work is nowhere near as good as he thinks it is either, but he won't take any criticism on board.

All in all, it's probably a bunch of seemingly insignificant things when taken in isolation, but if he annoys a client, or other colleagues, then you'll have a potential problem on your hands. Relationships with other people are a large part of most jobs, and a failure in this area is likely to impact on the work being done.



jdbecks

2,866 posts

225 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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sometimes its better to hire someone with less experience/knowledge but is very keen to learn/ more determined to succeed.


T89 Callan

8,422 posts

220 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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If he's white (and obviously male) then you can not give him the job for any reason you like (unless he's gay).

alfaman

6,416 posts

261 months

Sunday 18th October 2009
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In my experience recruiting people at work - there are only 3 selection criteria :

1. can they do the job

2. are they motivated to do the job well.

3. will they fit in and work effectively with colleagues.

he clearly fails on 3. - totally legitimate reason for not offering a job - you can call it "didnt demonstrate team working skills @

Pommygranite

14,460 posts

243 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Why do you need a reason? Seems like you already have several.

Also sounds like a talker rather than a do-er. Cant even be arsed to spellcheck his CV so sounds like he's the type of guy who just fakes it till he makes it.

AJS-

15,366 posts

263 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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As a recruitment consultant I've had candidates like this. If they were genuinely good I would either tell them straight what they need to work on to get a job, coming across as lazy and arrogant is quite a common one, especially with people who have spent a while contracting.

Other option would be contracting.

As this isn't your problem here, then I wouldn't really give a reason other than better candidate or team fit, if you want to be some help to him.


spikeyhead

20,165 posts

224 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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when I used to interview people, I'd spend as much time evaluating their sense of humour as I would their technical skills. There's only a need to have one person with technical brilliance in any team so long as he can guide the rest of the team, and so long as the team can work together happily.

rlw

3,574 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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alfaman said:
In my experience recruiting people at work - there are only 3 selection criteria :

1. can they do the job

2. are they motivated to do the job well.

3. will they fit in and work effectively with colleagues.

he clearly fails on 3. - totally legitimate reason for not offering a job - you can call it "didnt demonstrate team working skills @
and

4. are they very nice looking

I find my clients always prefer a pretty woman to come and disrupt their office on a regular basis.

jamoor

14,506 posts

242 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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rlw said:
alfaman said:
In my experience recruiting people at work - there are only 3 selection criteria :

1. can they do the job

2. are they motivated to do the job well.

3. will they fit in and work effectively with colleagues.

he clearly fails on 3. - totally legitimate reason for not offering a job - you can call it "didnt demonstrate team working skills @
and

4. are they very nice looking

I find my clients always prefer a pretty woman to come and disrupt their office on a regular basis.
tits sell bits as the car industry say.

Papa Hotel

Original Poster:

12,760 posts

209 months

Friday 30th October 2009
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Well, guess what? The dick was given the job. Not my choice but the boss bottled it. Now I have to look after him... Furious.

bonsai

2,015 posts

207 months

Friday 30th October 2009
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Papa Hotel said:
Well, guess what? The dick was given the job. Not my choice but the boss bottled it. Now I have to look after him... Furious.
When's his first day? It'll be interesting to see how this develops - you must keep your avid readers informed.

I'd have thought that if hes a patronising and annoying cockend in such a formal environment as an interview then imagine what he's like on a day to day basis!

I suspect your worst fears will soon be realised.

Have fun.

Pesty

42,655 posts

283 months

Friday 30th October 2009
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benefit of teh doubt here.

Maybe he has not had interviews for a while and was completely out of practice or maybe nervous.

hopefully he will be different now he has the job.


he won't but i was just trying to make you feel better.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

276 months

Friday 30th October 2009
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he's still got a probationary period...