Do you need a henchman?
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I am looking for henchman work. I am very well qualified, being large, not particularly bright and unquestioningly loyal.
I am very good at disposing of bodies, putting the frighteners on people, getaway driving, throwing cans of gloss paint through sitting room windows, wearing camel coats and growling. I have a City and Guilds in Growling. I am also a member of the Master Craftsman's Guild through my work with concrete footwear.
My rates are very reasonable but I can't work on Wednesdays because my daughter plays badminton in the afternoons. London based.
I am very good at disposing of bodies, putting the frighteners on people, getaway driving, throwing cans of gloss paint through sitting room windows, wearing camel coats and growling. I have a City and Guilds in Growling. I am also a member of the Master Craftsman's Guild through my work with concrete footwear.
My rates are very reasonable but I can't work on Wednesdays because my daughter plays badminton in the afternoons. London based.
Harry Monk said:
I am looking for henchman work. I am very well qualified, being large, not particularly bright and unquestioningly loyal.
I am very good at disposing of bodies, putting the frighteners on people, getaway driving, throwing cans of gloss paint through sitting room windows, wearing camel coats and growling. I have a City and Guilds in Growling. I am also a member of the Master Craftsman's Guild through my work with concrete footwear.
My rates are very reasonable but I can't work on Wednesdays because my daughter plays badminton in the afternoons. London based.
Are you any good at pet care? Piranhas, Sharks, Crocodiles and Cats? and where do you stand on the jumpsuits vs leather trenchcoat issue?I am very good at disposing of bodies, putting the frighteners on people, getaway driving, throwing cans of gloss paint through sitting room windows, wearing camel coats and growling. I have a City and Guilds in Growling. I am also a member of the Master Craftsman's Guild through my work with concrete footwear.
My rates are very reasonable but I can't work on Wednesdays because my daughter plays badminton in the afternoons. London based.
P.S. I don't offer health insurance or death in service payments. Pension is very good (if you survive).
I would be very interested in your services, a certain builder I employed needs to have his genitalia rearranged.
The chainsaw scene in scarface........ could we re enact this with the plumber who decided it would be easier to put a battery in my digital thermostat so it looks like its working rather than connect the thing to the mains.
The client who ..............
enough said, what's your rates
The chainsaw scene in scarface........ could we re enact this with the plumber who decided it would be easier to put a battery in my digital thermostat so it looks like its working rather than connect the thing to the mains.
The client who ..............
enough said, what's your rates
evo4a said:
I would be very interested in your services, a certain builder I employed needs to have his genitalia rearranged.
The chainsaw scene in scarface........ could we re enact this with the plumber who decided it would be easier to put a battery in my digital thermostat so it looks like its working rather than connect the thing to the mains.
The client who ..............
enough said, what's your rates
Did he install a saniflow at the same time? Cos if so, just sell the house now...The chainsaw scene in scarface........ could we re enact this with the plumber who decided it would be easier to put a battery in my digital thermostat so it looks like its working rather than connect the thing to the mains.
The client who ..............
enough said, what's your rates
No real need for a henchman, but I could do with an Arch Enemy if you're interested?
The pay is a million pounds a day, but obviously being arch enemies I wouldn't pay it, which could be the initial bone of contention if you want? Otherwise killing my best friend, both searching for the same lost treasure, or both wanting the same woman could be possible.
The pay is a million pounds a day, but obviously being arch enemies I wouldn't pay it, which could be the initial bone of contention if you want? Otherwise killing my best friend, both searching for the same lost treasure, or both wanting the same woman could be possible.
ShadownINja said:
They have been to my door twice collecting debt for a previous occupier, they really can get their knickers in a twist.
AJS- said:
No real need for a henchman, but I could do with an Arch Enemy if you're interested?
The pay is a million pounds a day, but obviously being arch enemies I wouldn't pay it, which could be the initial bone of contention if you want? Otherwise killing my best friend, both searching for the same lost treasure, or both wanting the same woman could be possible.
How about then finding out that you both have the same father?The pay is a million pounds a day, but obviously being arch enemies I wouldn't pay it, which could be the initial bone of contention if you want? Otherwise killing my best friend, both searching for the same lost treasure, or both wanting the same woman could be possible.
JontyR said:
AJS- said:
No real need for a henchman, but I could do with an Arch Enemy if you're interested?
The pay is a million pounds a day, but obviously being arch enemies I wouldn't pay it, which could be the initial bone of contention if you want? Otherwise killing my best friend, both searching for the same lost treasure, or both wanting the same woman could be possible.
How about then finding out that you both have the same father?The pay is a million pounds a day, but obviously being arch enemies I wouldn't pay it, which could be the initial bone of contention if you want? Otherwise killing my best friend, both searching for the same lost treasure, or both wanting the same woman could be possible.
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