Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
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808 Estate

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2,612 posts

117 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/22/it-w...
Misses house by 8m.

Batfoy

1,818 posts

32 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?

Simpo Two

92,051 posts

291 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Guess that's what happens when you order a cargo ship on Amazon Prime!

JoshSm

4,142 posts

63 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.


Super Sonic

13,356 posts

80 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Shouldn't this be in the 'bad parking' thread?

aeropilot

40,093 posts

253 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Jeez..... eek

Probably quite high on the list of "things you don't expect to see in your garden when you get up in the morning" rofl


normalbloke

8,671 posts

245 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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JoshSm said:
The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.
Target fixation….

eharding

14,648 posts

310 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Batfoy said:
He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?
To be fair, I don't suppose it was one of those long, lazy type of waking moments, just gradually drifting awake, being greeted by the early morning birdsong, slowly weighing the allure of the toasty duvet against that all important need for a freshly ground cup of coffee.

No, I'd say it was more becoming violently awake after being jolted out of bed onto the floor, becoming aware of a maelstrom of grinding noise, klaxons and vibration, and realising that you're screaming "What the actual fjørk is fjørking going on?" at the top of your lungs.



Ledaig

1,802 posts

288 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.

I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some rofl

MitchT

17,096 posts

235 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Last Friday night's drunk eBay purchase turned up.

IanUAE

3,065 posts

190 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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MitchT said:
Last Friday night's drunk eBay purchase turned up.
For one once the TEMU / Ali Express delivery was larger than the size of the item shown online.

aeropilot

40,093 posts

253 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Ledaig said:
Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.

I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some rofl
Having been once offered (and stupidly tried) some Norwegian 'moonshine', I suspect other factors might have been at play..... hehe




5 In a Row

2,324 posts

253 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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aeropilot said:
Ledaig said:
Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.

I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some rofl
Having been once offered (and stupidly tried) some Norwegian 'moonshine', I suspect other factors might have been at play..... hehe
I suspect that might also apply to those on board the ship!

valiant

13,745 posts

186 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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He asked his wife for a tug and she got the wrong end of the stick...

E63eeeeee...

5,766 posts

75 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Simpo Two said:
Guess that's what happens when you order a cargo ship on Amazon Prime!
Imagine how big the oversized box would be for that.

Wheel Turned Out

2,282 posts

64 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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eharding said:
Batfoy said:
He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?
To be fair, I don't suppose it was one of those long, lazy type of waking moments, just gradually drifting awake, being greeted by the early morning birdsong, slowly weighing the allure of the toasty duvet against that all important need for a freshly ground cup of coffee.

No, I'd say it was more becoming violently awake after being jolted out of bed onto the floor, becoming aware of a maelstrom of grinding noise, klaxons and vibration, and realising that you're screaming "What the actual fjørk is fjørking going on?" at the top of your lungs.
From the article:
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"An astonished neighbour watched as the ship, which was travelling at about 16 knots (approximately 30km/h), headed straight for the shore into Johan Helberg’s garden, narrowly missing his house.

Helberg, who lives in Byneset, near Trondheim, awoke to his neighbour ringing his doorbell. He looked out of his window to see the ship’s bow.

“I went to the window and was quite astonished to see a big ship,” Helberg told the Guardian. “I had to bend my neck to see the top of it. It was so unreal.”
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So no it wasn't the ship itself, it was his doorbell being rung that woke him. hehe

Alternate view:


eccles

14,283 posts

248 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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JoshSm said:
The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.
A sort of nautical version of 'Leaving the landing light on' biggrin

lyricalgangster

278 posts

171 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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valiant said:
He asked his wife for a tug and she got the wrong end of the stick...
Deserves more recognition!

Stick Legs

8,716 posts

191 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Another feeder containership involved in an apparent 'person asleep is the the only logical answer for this' situation in a 6 month period.

Manning levels and works load are concerning on these ships, always have been.

essayer

10,385 posts

220 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Is this what happens if you trade commodities without really understanding them