Banana Milkshake - The stuff of nightmares
Banana Milkshake - The stuff of nightmares
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anonymous-user

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80 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Quite literally.

I bought a 1 litre bottle of 'Yazoo Banana flavour milk drink' on Saturday as I hadn't had it for many years. Saw it on the supermarket shelf and just felt the urge for banana milk.

I drank some on Saturday evening, and that night had the most vivid nightmares. Something that almost never happens to me. Horribly real and caused me to actually wake up frightened and believing that it was all real.

Drank some more on Monday night, and the same thing happened. Spent the night having absolutely vivid nightmares about pipes bursting and our house flooding. My wife says I was screaming and shouting, and she was trying to both wake me up, and hold me down on the bed to stop me hurting myself. When I did wake up, I was distraught because our house was destroyed, and it took me several minutes of being awake to realise it wasn't. Even then I felt like I wasn't sure!

I'm now too scared to drink the remains of the Yazoo rofl

I was always a bit skeptical of the concept of certain food or drink giving you nightmares or dreams, because I rarely dream about anything, or rarely remember it if I do, but now I absolutely believe it.

Does anyone else have nightmares or after certain food or drink?

Speed Badger

3,608 posts

143 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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laugh Ffs

Taita

7,977 posts

229 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Use the Yazoo to wash down a 10cm x 10cm block of cheese just before bed too.

Report back.

Mikebentley

8,469 posts

166 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Sounds like a right banana drama.

Hugo a Gogo

23,433 posts

259 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Does this Yazoo affect anyone else, or only you?

MDJ

151 posts

198 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Sounds like Yazoo got you into a bit of a situation.

hidetheelephants

34,463 posts

219 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Taita said:
Use the Yazoo to wash down a 10cm x 10cm block of cheese 10g dose of mushrooms just before bed too.

Report back.
EFA. hehe

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

80 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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This'll be fun I've just drank a Banana Yazoo, and I'll be in bed in an hour or so.

Baldchap

9,583 posts

118 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Newarch said:
This'll be fun I've just drank a Banana Yazoo, and I'll be in bed in an hour or so.
Please report back... laugh

Hugo a Gogo

23,433 posts

259 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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MDJ said:
Sounds like Yazoo got you into a bit of a situation.
Don't Go on with these puns

Radec

5,533 posts

73 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Your first mistake was getting banana, chocolate is the only flavor worth getting.

Bob-iylho

860 posts

132 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Must be udderly devastating having dreams like that.

eharding

14,648 posts

310 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Hugo a Gogo said:
MDJ said:
Sounds like Yazoo got you into a bit of a situation.
Don't Go on with these puns
I find soy sauce has the same sort of nightmare effect, so to the OP - lay off the Amoy, eh?

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

80 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Taita said:
Use the Yazoo to wash down a 10cm x 10cm block of cheese just before bed too.

Report back.
I couldn’t face it.

I was practically hallucinating with just banana milk!

Is this Yazoo problem widespread? Why isn’t the food standards agency doing anything about it!?


skilly1

2,868 posts

221 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Drank lots of chocolate yahoo with 2 brothers when we were staying in a caravan at a young age. All 3 of us had the squits, came out quicker than it went it - and only one toilet. Never drank it again.

anonymous-user

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80 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Right I'll report back in the morning, hopefully...

usn90

1,994 posts

96 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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yes, cheese on toast for me, It was one of my favourite things to eat but I only ever seem to have nightmares when I’ve had that for tea.

Haven’t had it for a few years, Iast time I did was just when we moved into our new house, I had dinner late due to all the faff of unboxing, forgotten what the dream was about now but my mrs had to wake me as I was apparently shouting and she didn’t want me to wake the kids, I woke in a panic and immediately made a dart for the door, only the door was located differently in our new bedroom.

unfortunately or fortunately whichever way you want to look at it, the wall was brick not plasterboard, and paracetamol didn’t touch that headache for the rest of the night, and I woke the kids.

MitchT

17,094 posts

235 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Had some Port Salut on crackers the other night, washed down with a couple of glasses of red. Had an interesting night! hehe

otolith

66,489 posts

230 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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skilly1 said:
Drank lots of chocolate yahoo with 2 brothers when we were staying in a caravan at a young age. All 3 of us had the squits, came out quicker than it went it - and only one toilet. Never drank it again.
Good call. Even if it looks the same coming out, never drink it again.

normalbloke

8,634 posts

245 months

Wednesday 26th January 2022
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Pre holiday malaria tablets.
Oh, btw,who takes two sittings to drink a bottle of Yazoo??