Fan of melon
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sc0tt

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18,294 posts

231 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Has anyone here "fanned" a melon?

Remove the skin, cut into quaters thinly slice?

Any other tips so as I do not fan my finger on christmas day hehe

Thanks


soad

34,663 posts

206 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Make a hole, fill with vodka = drunk


Henry Hawthorne

6,545 posts

246 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Do not skin the melon before fanning.

Cut into quarters, scoop seeds etc out, then chop into slices as thick as you want. Remove the skin after if you want, or just leave it.

Simpo Two

92,788 posts

295 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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soad said:
Make a hole, fill with vodka = drunk
Not far off. Cut melon in half, scoop out pips, slice off ends just a bit so each half sits upright. Fill void with port, consume smile

Much easier than FANnying about and you get about 30x as much melon, nom.

mattdaniels

7,362 posts

312 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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No no, soad had it right with the vodka.

Buy the melon a week or so in advance, cut a small hole in it (keep the cut out as a plug) and feed it with good glug of vodka every day.

dazco

4,281 posts

219 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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mattdaniels said:
No no, soad had it right with the vodka.

Buy the melon a week or so in advance, cut a small hole in it (keep the cut out as a plug) and feed it with good glug of vodka every day.
Are you making melon flavour vodka here or vodka flavoured melon?

mattdaniels

7,362 posts

312 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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Both. party

paulmurr

4,203 posts

242 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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Simpo Two said:
soad said:
Make a hole, fill with vodka = drunk
Not far off. Cut melon in half, scoop out pips, slice off ends just a bit so each half sits upright. Fill void with port, consume smile
Cut a watermelon into chunks removing skin and as many pips as you can and freeze. Once they're frozen drop them into a blender with tequila, cointreu and lime juice.

Watermelon margharitas FTMFW.

sc0tt

Original Poster:

18,294 posts

231 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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This is actually a starter for christmas dinner for non prawn eaters.

Vodka is a no go.

Blatter

916 posts

221 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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The best variation on this theme that I've tasted is Charentais melons, halved, de-seeded and filled with chilled floc de Gascogne.

Don't refrigerate the melons, or it will kill the scent and the taste !