Am I going to die?

[Leptons]

Sitting here at the new gf's step mothers house and been offered a beer that's out of date. In true man response I said 'yes course it'll be fine pass it over'!

Its 2 years out of date and now I dnt want to look stupid by saying anything.

[Doofus]

Drink it. Then you'll never say anything ever again.







Stupid.

[stemll]

Yes. But only because you're on the internet when you should be listening to the inlaw-in-waiting.

[Cock Womble 7]

Get it down your neck. Beer doesn't go off, it improves with age.

[-crookedtail-]

Leptons said:

Am I going to die?

Its a certainty old chap!

[anonymous-user]

I would be more worried about getting botulism..

[Sprouts]

Did you mention to them you were going to get some online advice on beer drinking ?

[iva cosworth]

Yes of course you are ,in the sweep i have this century covered.

Anyone else want 20th or 22nd century still available ?

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Leptons said:

Sitting here at the new gf's step mothers house and been offered a beer that's out of date. In true man response I said 'yes course it'll be fine pass it over'!

Its 2 years out of date and now I dnt want to look stupid by saying anything.

So, are you dead yet?

[Jasandjules]

Yes you are.


HTH.

[vladcjelli]

Leptons said:

I dnt want to look stupid by saying anything.

No need to hide your light under a bushel. May as well let them know exactly how much stupid is moving into the family.

[Steamer]

Leptons said:

..at gf's step mothers house...been offered a beer that's 2 years out of date....

Ever get the slightest feeling that maybe, just maybe, they don't like you humping their daughter?

[magooagain]

Leptons said:

Sitting here at the new gf's step mothers house and been offered a beer that's out of date. In true man response I said 'yes course it'll be fine pass it over'!

Its 2 years out of date and now I dnt want to look stupid by saying anything.

No Christmas piss up at their's then ?

[Buff Mchugelarge]

Yep. You're a dead man.
still, should liven up the evenining for your OH

[DieselGriff]

-crookedtail- said:

Leptons said:

Am I going to die?

Its a certainty old chap!

Yep, you'd certainly be bucking the trend if you didn't.

[Hammer67]

Dead ~ nah doubt it.

Double~ended liquid effusion accelerated ~ quite possibly.

[sunbeam alpine]

We're all dying, it's just that you (may) be going a bit faster.

Happy Christmas!

[Wacky Racer]

I once drank some lager that was 8 years out of date at my Dads many years ago..

It tasted a "bit" funny, but I lived to tell the tale......

[Cock Womble 7]

Wacky Racer said:

I once drank some lager that was 8 years out of date at my Dads many years ago..

It tasted a "bit" funny, but I lived to tell the tale......

When I was doing home delivery of kitchens, one customer once tipped us with a few gottles of geer. Turned out (after I'd drunk them) that they were a year or so out of date.

Farted like a trooper the next day, but nothing terminal.

[mybrainhurts]

Leptons said:

Its 2 years out of date

Pah...amateur.

In June 2011, I drank a can of Stella that was 8.5 years out of date...

And I'm still here...

I think...