Sandwich artist
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englisharcher

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1,607 posts

194 months

Wednesday 1st February 2012
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I was just browsing the job centre web site, when i saw a vacancy for a sandwich artist, been curious i decided to have a look at what the job entailed.

It turns out that it's a job working in Subway and serving customers.

Where does sandwich artist come into it?

Where do they come up with these daft job titles?

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Wednesday 1st February 2012
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That would make a toilet cleaner a piss artist!

GarryA

4,700 posts

194 months

Wednesday 1st February 2012
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It gets people talking, posting on forums, googling 'sandwich artist' etc = easy advertising for Subway.

sday12

5,067 posts

241 months

Wednesday 1st February 2012
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Here's my 1st effort:


P-Jay

11,405 posts

221 months

Wednesday 1st February 2012
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I swear I've them refered to as 'sandwich engineers' before as well.

Toaster Pilot

14,864 posts

188 months

Wednesday 1st February 2012
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HOGEPH said:
That would make a toilet cleaner a piss artist!
rofl

4keymonsta

12,102 posts

178 months

Wednesday 1st February 2012
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Toaster Pilot said:
HOGEPH said:
That would make a toilet cleaner a piss artist!
rofl
rofl for being quick off the mark with that

ambuletz

11,752 posts

211 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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well I find some of their art form seriously pants.
ALot of the time when I buy a Foot-long from subway, they only cut in half the TOP piece of the bread. This means when it comes to me eating it later, I have to tear the entire thing in half, with the filling splooging all over the table.
I would much rather then cut through the entire thing, then wrap it up tightly. It will still retain its structural integrity, but at least when it means for me to come to eat it, I wont make a mess.

Dog Star

17,605 posts

198 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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ambuletz said:
well I find some of their art form seriously pants.
ALot of the time when I buy a Foot-long from subway, they only cut in half the TOP piece of the bread. This means when it comes to me eating it later, I have to tear the entire thing in half, with the filling splooging all over the table.
I would much rather then cut through the entire thing, then wrap it up tightly. It will still retain its structural integrity, but at least when it means for me to come to eat it, I wont make a mess.
Reminds me of that classic thread on PH a couple of years ago when some bloke was moaning cos he wanted a footlong but cut in two and - well it was something mongish.