This is mental - wetting yourself to stay up front!

[Speed Badger]

- and in some cases, stting yourself.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/jul/22/pass...

[dobly]

This is worse!

https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/it-was-feral-po...

[hidetheelephants]

Who attends a concert barefoot? That's almost as weird as some freak shaking a turd out of their trouser leg.

[croyde]

I spent what must have been 10 hours right at the front during LiveAid back in '85.

Didn't need to go, must have sweated it out

Edited by croyde on Sunday 2nd August 10:51

[Douglas Quaid]

Apart from anything else, why is an English journalist writing for an English paper using the word diapers?

[greygoose]

hidetheelephants said:

Who attends a concert barefoot? That's almost as weird as some freak shaking a turd out of their trouser leg.

Must have been wearing flares based on the reported size of it.

[Magnum 475]

hidetheelephants said:

Who attends a concert barefoot? That's almost as weird as some freak shaking a turd out of their trouser leg.

The Girl in the Article said:

She said she saw the turd on the dance floor before it got stepped on, and described it as “huge”.

“It was huge, like, massive. I haven't seen one that big before.

“I thought it was some guy's shoe, it was so big. It was unbelievable.”

[bigpriest]

"Since the pandemic..." FFS! That's a desperate attempt

[Mazinbrum]

Maybe a Wet Leg gig.

[Sicksilinda]

If there was nuclear Armageddon tonight, I wouldn’t feel too bad about it.