Songs lyrics you deliberately get wrong

[Slow.Patrol]

In the gateaux (Ghetto)

Sorry Elvis

[GAjon]

I love sausage roll - Joan Jet

Hurry up hairy camel - Sham 69

Rucksack - The Police

[Bomma 996]

A friend of mine, back in the 80s, (we were both fans of The Jam) when he first heard "That's Entertainment" he thought Weller was singing "That's Mutant England".

[QuartzDad]

I am 100% convinced that Neil Diamond sings about his friend Reverend Blue Jeans.

Garlic bread.

[Voldemort]

Massage in a Brothel - Police

[Super Sonic]

Any song with "Heroes" I change to "weirdos"
"Billy, don't be a weirdo" etc.

[littleredrooster]

Oooo, Oooo, me ears are alight - Desmond Dekker

Nine-stone cowboy - Glen Campbell

[Super Sonic]

"I know I'm on the dance floor, but I just can't do the moves"

[Mumsnet]

"Can't stand gravy" - k.d. lang
"And you come to me on a submarine" - Bee Gees

Edited by Mumsnet on Monday 21st September 19:09

[Mr Tidy]

A dhead In Love - Robert Palmer.

[LunarOne]

Africa - There's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do...

[WrekinCrew]

Winchester Linesman.

[Yetski]

Voldemort said:

Massage in a Brothel - Police

An Eddie st song

[s p a c e m a n]

Is there something wrong with me?
'Cause I feel you're ignoring me
Golden showers on my head
Rainbows missing presumed dead
I think I might just stay in bed
Oh, I'll be doing fine until you shine
Fleshlight
Always on my mind until you shine
Fleshlight

[littlebasher]

Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam

Although, come to think of it, i don't know what most of the lyrics actually are.

[Callerton]

Stevie Wonder: "...little wombat I adore..."

[TCEvo]

littlebasher said:

Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam

Although, come to think of it, i don't know what most of the lyrics actually are.

Don't think that EV does either, always seems one that can be easily changed for circumstance/venue etc - great tune though.

[geeks]

I'm gonna be an octopus about this - Pompeii

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes say aaa ooo I'm a Lego - Dynamite

sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie, I cheddar the world and a feta cheese, I am watching you through a camera (or you can use everybodys looking for sliton if you dont get the simpsons reference) - Sweet Dreams

ooooh we're halfway there, ooooOOO shagging on a deck chair - Livin on a prayer

standing on your mumma's porsche - Summer of 69

Any song that contains the word Christmas can be switched to Breakfast and can really change up the meaning -

I wish i could have breakfast everyday....
driving home for breakfast.....
wish i could be home for breakfast....
all I want for breakfast is you...

[Voldemort]

Whitney Houston - I'm shaving off my muff for You

[Downward]

Hot dog jumping frog i want cookie