What modicum of talent does Amanda Holden possess?

[HannsG]

I'm watching the utter ste that is Britains Got Talent courtesy of the missus...

Was unaware of the judges. I know Alesha Dixon...easy on the eye. Also the other two blokes are famous. Ones a comedian and the other obviously owns the show...

But Amanda fking Holdon? Was has she done in her life inorder to pass judgment on acts?

I thought she was only famous for getting her knickers off with that Neil Morrissey bloke...

[Pixel Pusher]

Amanda Holden said:

I'm famous for getting my knickers off for that Neil Morrissey bloke...

[Papa Hotel]

Nice tits, nice arse, nice face.

Yeah... ten years ago, maybe.

[evo4a]

I thought she was famous for stting on Les Dennis from a great height!!!

[Glenred]

Wasn't she married to Les Dennis? That takes some skill.

[HannsG]

Papa Hotel said:

Nice tits, nice arse, nice face.

Yeah... ten years ago, maybe.

I reckon Cowell is shagging the arse of her. What other reason is there...

[Xtriple129]

Not only is she a hideous old slapper, but she's got a truly horrible voice as well.

[Teppic]

Well, apart from fking Neil Morrisey whilst she was married to Les Dennis, the only other things she has done has been being a contestant on Blind Date, and a 'starring' in a really st comedy on BBC1 about a circus that was canned after one series.

[sone]

Come to think of it wtf is special about David Walliams. A cringeworthy comedian at best.

[northandy]

I quite like her


And yes i would till it fell off...

[FourWheelDrift]

I thought she was famous for being rejected on Blind Date?

She had a lot of work since this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAXEHmAk2FY

[Cliftonite]

She was really quite something as Miss Geraldine Titley in The Grimleys!!

[rumple]

I really cant stomach the women, talentless slapper, however....I would bang it 'till my sack fell off, this is a mystery wrapped in a conundrum clocked in a riddle!

[mikebradford]

rumple said:

I really cant stomach the women, talentless slapper, however....I would bang it 'till my sack fell off, this is a mystery wrapped in a conundrum clocked in a riddle!

ill second that

[goldblum]

Backstabber. Watch out.

[The Highway Man]

mikebradford said:

rumple said:

I really cant stomach the women, talentless slapper, however....I would bang it 'till my sack fell off, this is a mystery wrapped in a conundrum clocked in a riddle!

ill second that

Ugh! Do you make a habit of sloppy seconds?

[DukeDickson]

The Highway Man said:

mikebradford said:

rumple said:

I really cant stomach the women, talentless slapper, however....I would bang it 'till my sack fell off, this is a mystery wrapped in a conundrum clocked in a riddle!

ill second that

Ugh! Do you make a habit of sloppy 192nds+?

EFA
Everyone's been there at some point though.


Talent - Reasonably above average pretty (in the grand scheme) & a dynamite BJ, presumably.

[Jasandjules]

She has been in musicals, quite the singer by all accounts.

[AndyT77]

Cliftonite said:

She was really quite something as Miss Geraldine Titley in The Grimleys!!

Affirmative!

[Gargamel]

Xtriple129 said:

Not only is she a hideous old slapper, but she's got a truly horrible voice as well.

there is just no need whatsoever to post this kind of bile, it's pure misygonist vitriol.

You might legitimately question her show biz credentials, but why the abuse?

Some of the rest of you could brush up your act a bits too.