The most boring 5 minutes on tv?
The most boring 5 minutes on tv?
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Mercdriver

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3,000 posts

56 months

Monday 27th September 2021
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Apart from adverts that insult your intelligence what do you find the most boring 5 minutes on tv?

5 o clock in our house is gin o clock, nuts olives and a large g and t. We watch the chase.

Chase finishes about 15:55 and we turn onto bbc for the news at 18:00 not like itv who can overrun adverts way past six. We watch itv at six thirty not interested in the local news especially when queen Nicola is in full flow.

The last five minutes of pointless are so boring, the big one listing all the pointless answers. Never liked the programme, format or presenters it only takes a lucky guess from one of the 100 people asked to stop the participants winning a paltry amount. Well named pointless.

MrGTI6

3,267 posts

153 months

Monday 27th September 2021
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The start of The Apprentice. The same five-minute intro every week for the entire series explaining the process of the show in great detail. It usually involves the candidates mincing around with a suitcase or poncing about in a lift.

Tony Starks

2,350 posts

235 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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MrGTI6 said:
The start of The Apprentice. The same five-minute intro every week for the entire series explaining the process of the show in great detail. It usually involves the candidates mincing around with a suitcase or poncing about in a lift.
Don't watch anything on Discovery then rofl
5 minutes of actual footage and 25 minutes of recaps and adverts

Lotusgone

1,596 posts

150 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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I usually wind through the first minute-and-a-half of Abandoned Engineering - it's not boring so much as irritating. Just let the stories unfold.

Murph7355

40,861 posts

279 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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Mercdriver said:
Apart from adverts that insult your intelligence what do you find the most boring 5 minutes on tv?

5 o clock in our house is gin o clock, nuts olives and a large g and t. We watch the chase.

Chase finishes about 15:55 and we turn onto bbc for the news at 18:00 not like itv who can overrun adverts way past six. We watch itv at six thirty not interested in the local news especially when queen Nicola is in full flow.

The last five minutes of pointless are so boring, the big one listing all the pointless answers. Never liked the programme, format or presenters it only takes a lucky guess from one of the 100 people asked to stop the participants winning a paltry amount. Well named pointless.
Looking at the times you've noted here and the way that's written, are you sure you only have 1x G&T?

LargeRed

1,654 posts

71 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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searching for the Test Card, after 5 mins, I give up.

Mr E

22,708 posts

282 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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Murph7355 said:
Looking at the times you've noted here and the way that's written, are you sure you only have 1x G&T?
This was my takeaway.

The most boring 5 mins on tv is when I turn it on in hope rather than expectation, scroll through that which is offered and then fire up a streaming service for something I actually want to watch.

tribalsurfer

1,233 posts

142 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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That bit on BBC One HD when they cut to the regional news.

Finale

4,875 posts

102 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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Party political broadcast .

alock

4,479 posts

234 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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Do people really just sit like this in front of the TV day-after-day watching the same routine of shows?

bloomen

9,365 posts

182 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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alock said:
Do people really just sit like this in front of the TV day-after-day watching the same routine of shows?
I haven't watched live TV in 15 or more years.

A pal of mine is an obsessive TV watcher and turns it on and exposes me to alien things like advert breaks, recaps and mind numbing repetition.

After a couple of days I have to tell him to refrain from this or I will fire a harpoon cannon through the screen, and then his forehead.

768

19,021 posts

119 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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Apparently Antiques Roadshow is still running.

droopsnoot

14,132 posts

265 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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Lotusgone said:
I usually wind through the first minute-and-a-half of Abandoned Engineering - it's not boring so much as irritating. Just let the stories unfold.
I find the same with most of the "Traffic Cops" style programme - it's about two minutes before we're past all the pre-amble and onto the actual start of the programme.

Wacky Racer

40,620 posts

270 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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The adverts in the middle of Coronation Street.

Interrupting the action ffs! nerd

V8mate

45,899 posts

212 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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Finale said:
Party political broadcast .
I don't think there'll be a better response thumbup

InitialDave

14,328 posts

142 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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bloomen said:
alock said:
Do people really just sit like this in front of the TV day-after-day watching the same routine of shows?
I haven't watched live TV in 15 or more years.
Same, no TV, I've got a nice big projector screen and a media PC etc. instead.

I find no shortage of stuff to watch already, no need for broadcast telly.

Nickp82

3,805 posts

116 months

Tuesday 28th September 2021
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tribalsurfer said:
That bit on BBC One HD when they cut to the regional news.
Lol, yes this.

Mercdriver

Original Poster:

3,000 posts

56 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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alock said:
Do people really just sit like this in front of the TV day-after-day watching the same routine of shows?
We are both in our 70’s, wife has bad asthma so we are both at risk from covid so we took seriously the stay at home rules. OK in summer I can tinker with car do the garden etc but in the winter get bored after doing the chores, g and t before dinner then a super dinner cooked by my trained chef wife, relaxing watching the chase entertaining BW is an excellent compère and the format is good.

I have never watched soaps or the other trivia on the tv and am very selective what I watch

LukeBrown66

4,479 posts

69 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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Literally anything on tv these days, anything to do with celebrities, I wince if I am at a families house, I will literally leave the room rather than watch it, cooking, anything remotely linked to reality tv type stuff.

Hence I watch no tv, adore movies and watch a lot of real stuff on youtube no influencers or popular people, just clips of things, factual stuff and funny stuff.

It's amazing how easy it is to drop tv out of you life, and also amazing how many people continue to just watch it anyway!!

hyphen

26,262 posts

113 months

Wednesday 29th September 2021
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Topgear's Star in a reasonably priced car.

A few were good but many were just boring.