Films you just know are going to be bad from the film-poster

[DodgyGeezer]

you see the poster and think to yourself... "that film is going to be dreadful", not so bad it's good but just plain old run-screaming from how bad it is. Let's have some laughs...

[Pieman68]

And yet, it's one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[p4cks]

[Punctilio]

The mere names Liam Neeson or Jason Statham are a good indication of impending mediocrity.

[Lo-Fi]

Punctilio said:

The mere names Liam Neeson or Jason Statham are a good indication of impending mediocrity.

Similar vein; anything touted as a 'Sky Original'.

[Castrol for a knave]

p4cks said:

That reminds me of one of the Usual Suspects posters on the Tube. Someone drew an arrow over Kevin Spacey and wrote "It's Him".

[Lucas Ayde]

Punctilio said:

The mere names Liam Neeson or Jason Statham are a good indication of impending mediocrity.

Don't diss 'The Stathe' and 'Big Liam'.

[Biggus thingus]

Generally anything with Steven Seagal in it!

https://youtu.be/MAxexYgRls0

[LARK F1 GTR]

Is there a movie poster for Fast & Furious 10?

[jamesbilluk]

I've not seen them though.

[Deranged Rover]

Punctilio said:

The mere names Liam Neeson or Jason Statham are a good indication of impending mediocrity.

Careful saying things like that. One of them has a particular set of skills, you know...

[vxr8mate]

Biggus thingus said:

Generally anything with Steven Seagal in it!

https://youtu.be/MAxexYgRls0

I've binged Space Ice's reviews of Segal, they are hilarious.

[bigandclever]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/TheVel...

(To be fair, the makers were at least self-aware )

Edited by bigandclever on Friday 17th February 13:44

[ajprice]

bigandclever said:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/TheVel...

(To be fair, the makers were at least self-aware )

Edited by bigandclever on Friday 17th February 13:44

I like the VelociPastor, it's a so bad it's good one for me, and definitely self aware. The dino in the poster is absolutely nothing like the film though