Shelter starring Jason Statham
Shelter starring Jason Statham
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SpeedBash

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2,567 posts

207 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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TwigtheWonderkid

47,460 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Don't tell me, set in the Cotwolds in the 1930s, he plays the effeminate son of a baronet whose ambition to be a ballet dancer brings him into conflict with his parents? Am I close?

Big Nanas

3,334 posts

104 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Don't tell me, set in the Cotwolds in the 1930s, he plays the effeminate son of a baronet whose ambition to be a ballet dancer brings him into conflict with his parents? Am I close?
...who then realises he's in a fight for his life when an old adversary of his father comes looking for vengeance... biggrin

Paddymcc

1,200 posts

211 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Surely he has done that many action / fight / gun movies they could just spit one out via AI now?

TwigtheWonderkid

47,460 posts

170 months

Wednesday 3rd December
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Big Nanas said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Don't tell me, set in the Cotwolds in the 1930s, he plays the effeminate son of a baronet whose ambition to be a ballet dancer brings him into conflict with his parents? Am I close?
...who then realises he's in a fight for his life when an old adversary of his father comes looking for vengeance... biggrin
Fortunately his father's adversary attacks Statham as he's knitting some new booties for his baby niece, so he uses his ballet training to pirouette and then is able to kill the bad guy with a large knitting needle in thru the eye and out of the back of the head


Bright Halo

3,709 posts

255 months

Wednesday 3rd December
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Paddymcc said:
Surely he has done that many action / fight / gun movies they could just spit one out via AI now?
I don't even think they would need AI, just split together all the out takes.

Monsterlime

1,394 posts

186 months

Wednesday 3rd December
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It is obviously cookie cutter and daft, but it will still be an enjoyable mindless action fest to turn your brain off to.

I won't go to the cinema to see it, but I will watch it when it turns up on streaming.