Ant and decs Saturday sh*te takeaway.....
Discussion
I realise that it's saturday night and I should know better, but having been to the pub to watch the rugby, I now find myself watching ant & dec.
Ialso know that they sound like a set of deformed genitals- a small prick and a bald
, but I seriously don't think I have seen anything quite as demeaning.
'celebrities' by which we are talking:
Michelle Heaton ( no idea who she is)
Emma noble (famous for shagging john majors son)
The two puddle jumpers from some home improvement programme
A couple of others I can't even remember
And sid little, half of the well known comic duo, who were about as funny as blood on your toilet paper
So, what are they doing in the name of entertainment?
They are all dressed as elves, dancing around mushrooms.
I realize that they are not in the public eye these days, but it's neither cold nor raining, and I can't think they are that desperate to be under a roof.
fking media wes.
Oh, and before someone says turn over, I have left the remote in the other side of the lounge and can barely stand
Ialso know that they sound like a set of deformed genitals- a small prick and a bald
, but I seriously don't think I have seen anything quite as demeaning.'celebrities' by which we are talking:
Michelle Heaton ( no idea who she is)
Emma noble (famous for shagging john majors son)
The two puddle jumpers from some home improvement programme
A couple of others I can't even remember
And sid little, half of the well known comic duo, who were about as funny as blood on your toilet paper
So, what are they doing in the name of entertainment?
They are all dressed as elves, dancing around mushrooms.
I realize that they are not in the public eye these days, but it's neither cold nor raining, and I can't think they are that desperate to be under a roof.
f
king media wes.Oh, and before someone says turn over, I have left the remote in the other side of the lounge and can barely stand
Sorry, I would like to retract my previous post
I now feel thoroughly entertained, what with having watched brian conley, johnny Wilkes, some tt out of blue ( I think) and a couple of others throwing balls at a stack of tin cans on prime time Saturday night telly.
The highlight was of course watching brian blessed awarding medals afterwards whilst the crowd applauded like they had just found a cure for fking cancer.
It's no wonder the country has a problem with people binge drinking if this is staying in
I now feel thoroughly entertained, what with having watched brian conley, johnny Wilkes, some t
t out of blue ( I think) and a couple of others throwing balls at a stack of tin cans on prime time Saturday night telly.The highlight was of course watching brian blessed awarding medals afterwards whilst the crowd applauded like they had just found a cure for f
king cancer.It's no wonder the country has a problem with people binge drinking if this is staying in
cuprabob said:
How come when they "randomly" selected the guy to play "Win the Ads" he already had headphones in his ears while watching TV with his family.?
..for the same reason the prizes 'from the ads' bear no relation to the actual adverts, and the occupants of the house know Fleur is coming to their door before she actually knocks on it.It's light-entertainment telly, where most of what you're being told is BS. Just go with it.
LeadFarmer said:
I liken Ant & Decs Saturday ste Takeaway to the Saturday night Noel Edmunds Mr Blobby House Party w@^k fest. Both utter utter crap.
Yeah but some of Edmonds wind ups were properly funny!! I seem to remember one done on DLT which had DLT threatening all sorts of violence against Edmonds, but had all of us pissing ourselves laughing!! (disclaimer: I did share a house with a few likeminded mates te Takeaway to the Saturday night Noel Edmunds Mr Blobby House Party w@^k fest. Both utter utter crap.
so we may have been getting slightly stoned prior to cornering a table at the local and enjoying the rest of the night!!Blobby was a t
t though and would have actually been ttted by most of my mates at the time! 
Can't blame Ant and Dec really, they just hit the perfect recipe for keeping the public happy. Kerching!!
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