Questions that Sir Kier Starmer should put to Trump

[Pitre]

Our PM has the unenviable task of meeting Trump next week.

What should he ask him?

My starters for ten:-

1) Have you taken your meds?

2) When, exactly, did you go fking mad?

3) is Putin a good lover?

[PurplePenguin]

Pitre said:

Our PM has the unenviable task of meeting Trump next week.

What should he ask him?

My starters for ten:-

1) Have you taken your meds?

2) When, exactly, did you go fking mad?

3) is Putin a good lover?

That is what Starmer is paid for - he should do what’s best for the country Oh wait…

[rdjohn]

I think WTF just about covers it.

[Bo_apex]

"how about an arm wrestle instead?"

[SunsetZed]

What does it feel like to have opinions and make decisions?

[QuartzDad]

"What colour are the clouds on your planet?"

[greygoose]

“Are your children as disappointing to you as you were to your father?”

[swanny71]

Why be such an asshole all the time?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Do you want the Isle of Wight and if so would you like 50bn to take it off our hands?

[Pitre]

What does Putin have on you? Is it photos? Sound recordings? Both?

Have you heard of AI?

[Gordon Hill]

I would imagine that it would go something like this

Mr President, what's your favourite colour?

Mr President do you know how I can get more free gear?

Mr President what is a woman as I have no idea?

Mr President can I lick the dirt from under your shoes and ask for forgiveness about past posts that I've made?

Mr President what do you class as a working person, we don't know in our government?

In return Mr President I can teach you about the highest standards of honesty and integrity that we uphold in our leadership as we're all paragons of virtue and judges of all that is holy and good.

[55palfers]

Mr. President, was your father a toolmaker?

[eharding]

'....but being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?'

Sadly, "Slightly Shop Soiled Starmer" doesn't have the same ring to it as Dirty Harry.

[Jockman]

55palfers said:

Mr. President, was your father a toolmaker?

Top post.

[J4CKO]

None, just throw him a banana.

[Pitre]

J4CKO said:

None, just throw him a banana.

I'd love to see Starmer walk into the meeting and rather than letting Trump do his 'power handshake' thing, just hand him a banana

[valiant]

Mr President, I've brought the crayons and I have the time now please explain to me why you are acting like a massive fking tool?

[LimmerickLad]

55palfers said:

Mr. President, was your father a toolmaker as well?

FTFY.......hope you don't mind

[Lotusgone]

Could we borrow Elon and his team for a couple of weeks? Rachel from accounts has lost £22B.

[z4RRSchris]

hugh grant in love actually.

trump has fked off europe already, who cares now.