Artificial grass, any regrets?
Artificial grass, any regrets?
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3xAAA

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175 posts

59 months

Monday 15th December
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I m considering putting it down over about 52 m² in my back garden. On paper, I really dislike the idea - fake, plasticky, and a bit soulless - but it does seem like the quality has improved a lot in recent years.

That said, I spend way too much of every summer messing around trying to keep the existing lawn looking half-decent, only for it to turn to crap again once the weather changes. Starting to wonder if the time and effort just aren t worth it anymore.

Would be interested to hear from people who ve actually lived with artificial grass - especially anyone who s installed it and later regretted it (or didn't).

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TheAardvark

57 posts

227 months

Monday 15th December
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We had ours done a few years ago as part of landscaping the whole garden. We had young kids who were always churning up the grass, especially a large soggy/mossy area which got little direct sunlight.

Overall it has been great - but don’t expect it to be completely zero maintenance. We’ve found we’ve had to sort out the odd weed which can still come through and stuff which lands on it (e.g dead leaves) tends to hang around longer rather than rotting away as you might get on a grass lawn) so we end up doing quite a bit of leaf blowing/sweeping and the occasional power-washing. Less of an issue if you don’t have loads of overhanging trees I guess.

Magooagain

12,262 posts

190 months

Monday 15th December
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What are you using to maintain 52 square metres that takes so long?

3xAAA

Original Poster:

175 posts

59 months

Monday 15th December
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Magooagain said:
What are you using to maintain 52 square metres that takes so long?
It needs cutting once a week to look sharp. But it gets patchy in places. Whole left handside is in the shade, so is constantly mossy. The part perpendicular to the patio doesnt drain so is constantly boggy (though I appreciate thats a drainage issue). Squirrels like to dig holes in it too. Weeds come out of nowhere.

All in all, it just does my head in.

Quattr04.

795 posts

11 months

Monday 15th December
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Just accept grass is a real living product and looks different in different seasons, would you chop down all the trees for plastic so it looked better in winter

Utterly hateful stuff, if you don t like grass, at least bark or chipping with plants in would absorb rain and heat and not contribute to surface flooding and a heated planet and still offer some biodiversity.

It s not even as bad as when boomers just slabbed back gardens in the 90s

That garden is almost devoid of life, why not get rid of the shaded grass and replace with nice shade loving plants, some hedges or something not found in butchers windows

Humanity deserves everything bad it has coming to it

Edited by Quattr04. on Monday 15th December 21:54

renmure

4,759 posts

244 months

Monday 15th December
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I’m not a fan of astro but for that size and in that location and for the reasons you’ve given, I’d do it without hesitation.

Magooagain

12,262 posts

190 months

Monday 15th December
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3xAAA said:
Magooagain said:
What are you using to maintain 52 square metres that takes so long?
It needs cutting once a week to look sharp. But it gets patchy in places. Whole left handside is in the shade, so is constantly mossy. The part perpendicular to the patio doesnt drain so is constantly boggy (though I appreciate thats a drainage issue). Squirrels like to dig holes in it too. Weeds come out of nowhere.

All in all, it just does my head in.
You still have the drainage problem you described in your other thread as Astro will still need drainage.

Astro and porcelain is going to be looking a tad sterile but if it’s going to save you time like.

this is my username

369 posts

80 months

Monday 15th December
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I planted wildflower seeds in a circular patch in the centre of my lawn and then only infrequently mow the rest of it.

The long grass used to drive me nuts, but now it makes me smile as I have rebranded it as "wildlife friendly".

Randy Winkman

20,032 posts

209 months

Monday 15th December
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Quattr04. said:
Just accept grass is a real living product and looks different in different seasons, would you chop down all the trees for plastic so it looked better in winter

Utterly hateful stuff, if you don t like grass, at least bark or chipping with plants in would absorb rain and heat and not contribute to surface flooding and a heated planet and still offer some biodiversity.

It s not even as bad as when boomers just slabbed back gardens in the 90s
I feel something like this. Why does the OP want fake grass? Why not something permeable like bark or gravel? I'm a big fan of gravel. You can even put permeable landscaping fabric down and then have bark or gravel.

UTH

11,230 posts

198 months

Monday 15th December
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Did it in my fulham flat for reasons similar to yours. Looked a but more realistic in real life. It did get bloody hot in the sun though


MiniMan64

18,637 posts

210 months

Monday 15th December
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I understand why people do this but it is truly hateful stuff. I always thought covering our gardens in concrete was the worst thing but somehow covering them in plastic bags is even worse.

Simpo Two

90,510 posts

285 months

Monday 15th December
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Add some plastic plants and a fibreglass squirrel and you're home and dry.

fooman

525 posts

84 months

Monday 15th December
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Simpo Two said:
Add some plastic plants and a fibreglass squirrel and you're home and dry.
Got to be those plastic pink flamingos surely.

covmutley

3,269 posts

210 months

Tuesday 16th December
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Just put some flower beds along the fence and patio edge? Will look much nicer and encourage wildlife

OldPal

210 posts

160 months

Tuesday 16th December
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Put mine down over two years ago, great stuff, have two kids under 4 and it’s perfect for they two to play on.

I would say get the best quality you can afford because the difference between cheap and expensive is huge. Mine was 40mm and the highest range in the shop and it hasn’t flattened or discoloured in the sunlight. A quick clean in the spring time and it looks as new as the day I bought it.

acer12

1,396 posts

194 months

Tuesday 16th December
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3xAAA said:
Magooagain said:
What are you using to maintain 52 square metres that takes so long?
It needs cutting once a week to look sharp. But it gets patchy in places. Whole left handside is in the shade, so is constantly mossy. The part perpendicular to the patio doesnt drain so is constantly boggy (though I appreciate thats a drainage issue). Squirrels like to dig holes in it too. Weeds come out of nowhere.

All in all, it just does my head in.
What about a robo mower? Cost wise it probably would not be too far away from well fitted (key so it will probably cost a lot more than the cheapest quote) artificial grass.

iphonedyou

10,049 posts

177 months

Tuesday 16th December
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Awful stuff. Would happily see it banned.

RustyNissanPrairie

454 posts

15 months

Tuesday 16th December
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Its why as a species we’re fked, remove something thats natural and bio supporting and replace with plastic just because “Starting to wonder if the time and effort just aren t worth it”

AlexC1981

5,477 posts

237 months

Tuesday 16th December
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How about a clover lawn? No maintenance and the bees love the flowers. I believe they don't fare too well with heavy traffic.

mcelliott

9,840 posts

201 months

Tuesday 16th December
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Sow it with wildflowers, will look after its self, all plastic lawns look ste, should be banned.